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Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by blowjohn(m): 8:13pm On Jul 03, 2022
Next time, enter the thread the way Nas did when he ethered jay z...be like....



Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waiting
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by Kzinne: 8:15pm On Jul 03, 2022
BigCowH0rn:



Congrats!

Now go for Heapes and Hepatities.
Give us feedback soon.


No be only HIV is incurable. These ones can stay for years without you knowing it.
Worst of all is kiss is enough to get them
lies.

Hepatitis A is transmitted by contaminated food and water and is thus fecal-oral.
Hepatitis B is transmitted by blood, needles, and sex. Hepatitis B can also be passed along during delivery from a mother to her newborn.
Hepatitis C is transmitted by needles and blood.
Hepatitis E is transmitted by means of contaminated water. Like hepatitis A, hepatitis E is fecal-oral.

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Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by waice6571: 8:16pm On Jul 03, 2022
postbmd:
sooo u can't get a joke.

Jesus

What would you expect from a very-wicked-man?
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by jamesversion: 8:20pm On Jul 03, 2022
Machinegun91:
Don't jubilate yet, you are in a window period, you will surely test positive before this year runs out.

shocked shocked cry
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by osazsky(m): 8:21pm On Jul 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!! grin grin
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!
do other test..there are some STDs that are deadlier than HIV.. herpes for example..then staph
.may God help u
U really lived a rough life
It is well
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by spencekat(m): 8:24pm On Jul 03, 2022
Adliperd:


Never Happy, try in 2 or 3 more hospital..
No need of trying in two or more hospitals,let him wait for 3 months before repeating the test.
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by spencekat(m): 8:26pm On Jul 03, 2022
Germi9:
For days now i have been thinking, don’t know what will be the outcome of mine if i go for a test
Don't be afraid,go for it.
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by goodman5(m): 8:27pm On Jul 03, 2022
HIV is real guys protect ur self

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Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by stasius: 8:32pm On Jul 03, 2022
Clap for him.

Weldone class go... grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by Tomek09(m): 8:33pm On Jul 03, 2022
Akwamkpuruamu:
No fear, hiv no de cause panic like before
Until you socket ur dick in a hole and catch am.
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by voizofone: 8:36pm On Jul 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!! grin grin
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!


And you have renounced the wicked name you bear
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by Tomek09(m): 8:37pm On Jul 03, 2022
This guy sef.
From Olosho/runs gals to Mama put girls to small small girls groundnut sellers.
Holes wey you don socket ur dick don plenty oooo.
Be kiaful bro
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by VeryWickedMan: 8:37pm On Jul 03, 2022
Tamilore11:
May u drink the cup of death. May ur soul be condemned. May ur body burn to ashes while ur soul weeps for mercy

May all these proclamation you have made be reversed upon you, your extended family and your generations yet unborn.

Any attempt to stop it will result in your instant demise. I decree this by the power bestowed in me.


Amen.
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by bigcee(m): 8:37pm On Jul 03, 2022
ThreeEyedRaven:
Congratulations you failed the test

Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by VeryWickedMan: 8:38pm On Jul 03, 2022
Rekhina:
u are positive look well

U dey craze
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by Cypress042(m): 8:44pm On Jul 03, 2022
ThreeEyedRaven:

Bitterness disallowed you to see the joke.
By the way, is a negative result a pass?
Who wishes to pass a test as HIV test?
Don't mind the werey, his sense of humor is filled with liqour grin

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Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by uniquelyspecial(m): 8:57pm On Jul 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:


You must be blind
You no see negative there abi


Get yourself tested if e sure you
Shame on you!
So hard for you to understand he meant it figuratively.
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by akin9ja78(m): 9:02pm On Jul 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:


You must be blind
You no see negative there abi


Get yourself tested if e sure you

Na bad test and he failed it
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by Germi9: 9:09pm On Jul 03, 2022
spencekat:
Don't be afraid,go for it.
I was waiting for one of those girls dat we had it raw to go and do so dat i can confirm from any of dem
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by DOM7: 9:13pm On Jul 03, 2022
One test is not always a guarantee try three times and maybe different places. Or maybe you are still within the window period, since when last did you do?
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by Gerard28: 9:16pm On Jul 03, 2022
ThreeEyedRaven:

Bitterness disallowed you to see the joke.
By the way, is a negative result a pass?
Who wishes to pass a test as HIV test?

No mind Ode wey no grab your message for the statement

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Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by ROTTWEILER007: 9:20pm On Jul 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!! grin grin
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!
I did my HIV test in FAITH ALIVE FOUNDATION, JOS at no cost. I can't display my though but I advice everyone to get tested and know their status. Drugs/counselling are also given at no cost. You can still be as clean as one who doesn't have it even after testing positive if you take your drugs appropriately.
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by chypotenti(m): 9:24pm On Jul 03, 2022
What's the meaning of this?? Oga check again after 6months grin grin
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by cp3o: 9:27pm On Jul 03, 2022
Do a follow up test in 6 months time. Go to a different lab. Meanwhile, if it was a set of symptoms that scared you into doing the test, go ahead and run a comprehensive series of tests: cholesterol, uric acid, ECG, liver function, etc, so you can ascertain your state of health.
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by ayoncox: 9:28pm On Jul 03, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Hurray!! grin grin
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!!
Congratulations brother
Now its time for you to feel up the vacuum. Chat me up on 08089456258 let's gist on how sustain your decision
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by Clinghton: 9:35pm On Jul 03, 2022
The only negative result that gives joy.
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by kingsleyani(m): 9:37pm On Jul 03, 2022
sad shocked
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by toloohthegreat: 9:43pm On Jul 03, 2022
ThreeEyedRaven:

Bitterness disallowed you to see the joke.
By the way, is a negative result a pass?
Who wishes to pass a test as HIV test?

If you check his moniker...'verywickedma '. He can't have a good edition of brain

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Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by emmi14: 9:46pm On Jul 03, 2022
Please give this result (certificate) to Bola Tinubu and his Runing mate. They lost their certificates
Re: See My HIV Test Result!! by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 03, 2022
I speak death unto ur soul. May shadows becloud ur soul as u cry in pains
VeryWickedMan:


May all these proclamation you have made be reversed upon you, your extended family and your generations yet unborn.

Any attempt to stop it will result in your instant demise. I decree this by the power bestowed in me.


Amen.

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