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| Not Everbody Pays by Harmvirus(f): 4:37pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $ 20 bill falls out onto , the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag." "Oh, really ? Darn !" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me." "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money ? You didn't steal it, did you ?" "Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and say : '20 dollar or off it comes'. "Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck ! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag ?" "Well, you know" , " not everybody pays" |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by ARareGem(f): 4:41pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
OMG! More plzzzzzzzzz  |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by EfemenaXY: 4:42pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
Oh My Gawd!!  Nice Joke!! |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by Harmvirus(f): 5:14pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
tnx guys |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by ARareGem(f): 5:17pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
You're welcome. |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by StudioCFR(m): 5:19pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
5/10 |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by kodylicky(f): 9:42pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
Nice joke poster |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by Harmvirus(f): 10:24pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
Studio CFR:kmt. kody-licky:tnx |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by StudioCFR(m): 11:57pm On Jul 30, 2011 |
Harmony dont hate plz. . Dis is jokes section and 5/10 aint a bad result after'all  |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by DAVE5(m): 12:40am On Jul 31, 2011 |
'thinking aloud' wtf jst imagine d number of d*icks thats inside d bag,how many d*ckless guys walking on d streets knowing fully well dat they r vegetables; not fair lady |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by Harmvirus(f): 10:31am On Jul 31, 2011 |
Studio CFR:whatever D.A.V.E:lmao |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by braine(m): 12:23pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
funny,  , where waz she goin wif d bags in d first place? |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by sirenoch1(m): 1:03pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
that's bad so only guys who want to save their dick pay and others think she is joking!! Lol |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by EfemenaXY: 1:22pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
@ poster - more of these jokes if you have 'em pls. . .  |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by jokingmary(m): 2:55pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
Nice joke |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by yinkalink(f): 4:34pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Not Everbody Pays by EfemenaXY: 5:55pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
JokingMary You pay abi you nor pay?? |
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