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Greed And Jealousy by Harmvirus(f): 10:48pm On Jul 31, 2011
A man and his wife
received a letter from their
daughter who went to study
overseas:
My beloved Parents,
I miss you so much. I don't know
when I'm coming home, but it
seems not anytime soon. It breaks
my heart to think that by the time
I get back you'll be too old. So
enclosed you will find a bottle of a
potion I have invented. It will
make you young, so when I
return you'll be the same age as I
left you.
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
So they opened the envelope and
in it there is a bottle with a red
potion.
The husband looks at the wife
and says: "You go first." (typical of
men!)
So the wife opens the bottle and
takes a drop, there after the
husband follows. Indeed they do
turn 5 years younger.
Years later the daughter returns
home to find her mother young
and beautiful, carrying a baby on
her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her
daughter how the potion worked
and made her look young.
The daughter is delighted and
asks about her father.
"Your father? Hmmm, my child,
your father was so jealous that I
was young and beautiful so he
drank the whole bottle."
"So where is he?"
"Oh, that's him I have on my back
Re: Greed And Jealousy by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jul 31, 2011
U've tried
it's funny
Re: Greed And Jealousy by Andrew3(m): 9:44am On Aug 01, 2011
lmaooooooooooooooooooo grin
Re: Greed And Jealousy by kodylicky(f): 12:06pm On Aug 01, 2011
lmaoooo
Re: Greed And Jealousy by VALIDATOR: 4:45pm On Aug 01, 2011
very funny.

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