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Alakoba Bus Conductor. by xynerise: 8:33pm On Aug 02, 2011
I remember when I was asking a gal out and I was so desperate. One day she called me and there were noise everywhere. She asked me where are u and I said " am at the airport about to take a flight". Suddenly this crazy bus conductor close to me shouted " CELE IJESHA, OSHODI WOLE!" I immediately hang off. angry
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by cescky(m): 8:42pm On Aug 02, 2011
sad brb
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by bashydemy(m): 10:47pm On Aug 02, 2011
what is this
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by jackpot(f): 8:35am On Aug 03, 2011
somebody encourage him pls. >-(
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by xynerise: 12:44pm On Aug 03, 2011
only a typical lagosian and a patient person will understand this joke tongue
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 9:30am On Aug 05, 2011
grin grin grin grin
U just made my day!!! grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by oderemo(m): 9:35am On Aug 05, 2011
only a typical lagosian and a patient person will understand this joke

them kain ppl no dey here.look elsewhere 4 them.
next.
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 10:02am On Aug 05, 2011
^^^ how u go talk like that!
We full ground o!
Eko oni baje!!! grin wink
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by jackpot(f): 10:18am On Aug 05, 2011
akunta:

grin grin grin grin
U just made my day!!! grin
gerrout jor! You're just a laughing spermbot. Always laughing at every thread.

SMH
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 10:37am On Aug 05, 2011
^^^ pele, i cant help it if i hv plenty funny bones.
if e vex u 2much, go nack ur head 4 wall grin grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by jackpot(f): 10:46am On Aug 05, 2011
akunta:

^^^ pele, i cant help it if i hv plenty funny bones.
if e vex u 2much, go nack your head 4 wall grin grin
akunta:

^^^ pele, i cant help it if i hv plenty funny bones.
if e vex u 2much, go nack your head 4 wall grin grin
funny bones?
So, if I'm kisssing your lips and cheek-bones, you'll be laughing, right? lipsrsealed undecided

**God, why am I even replying a spermbot sef** wink
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by jackpot(f): 10:47am On Aug 05, 2011
akunta:

^^^ pele, i cant help it if i hv plenty funny bones.
if e vex u 2much, go nack your head 4 wall grin grin
akunta:

^^^ pele, i cant help it if i hv plenty funny bones.
if e vex u 2much, go nack your head 4 wall grin grin
funny bones?
So, if I'm kisssing your lips and cheek-bones, you'll be laughing, right? lipsrsealed undecided

**God, why am I even replying a spermbot sef** wink
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 10:55am On Aug 05, 2011
jackpot:

funny bones?
So, if I'm kisssing your lips and cheek-bones, you'll be laughing, right? lipsrsealed undecided

**God, why am I even replying a spermbot sef** wink
I migth be, who knows?
but until u do that we will neva know for sure would we? wink
n as 2 why u r replying? search urself! grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by jackpot(f): 11:05am On Aug 05, 2011
^just confess you're a spermbot.

Ok, i know you're a friendly one, right?

Check your battery level. How much percent is remaining
*pls, dont lie* grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 11:18am On Aug 05, 2011
jackpot:

^just confess you're a spermbot.

Ok, i know you're a friendly one, right?

Check your battery level. How much percent is remaining
*pls, dont lie* grin
First of all, dont laugh if i ask wat a spambot is.
n my battery level is dependent on my power supply.
ofcourse am friendly, spambot or not! grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by jackpot(f): 11:24am On Aug 05, 2011
^Dear Spermbot akunta, wink
why do you sp[i]e[/i]rm every thread with laughter? grin wink wink
*i would appreciate if you don't lie* grin wink
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by jackpot(f): 11:27am On Aug 05, 2011
@ak
are you on YIM? Add me dear
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by jackpot(f): 11:29am On Aug 05, 2011
who is that on your profile pix? Is that your bestest friend? *winks mischievously* wink wink wink  hehehe grin grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 11:32am On Aug 05, 2011
jackpot:

who is that on your profile pix? Is that your bestest friend? *winks mischievously* wink wink wink  hehehe grin grin
Havent u heard that Dogs r man's best friend?
Well, i love me some puppies. wink
Shud i aplogise for that? Mbanu! grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by xynerise: 11:52am On Aug 05, 2011
You antelopes are derailing my thread. angry
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 11:56am On Aug 05, 2011
xynerise:

You antelopes are derailing my thread. angry
It takes one 2 knw one, abi? grin
FYI, was just replying 2 a comment abt me.
But loved the inital joke though grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by xynerise: 12:03pm On Aug 05, 2011
Well thanks for laughing grin
You are indeed intelligent grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 12:14pm On Aug 05, 2011
U r most Welcome wink
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by xynerise: 12:17pm On Aug 05, 2011
How are u doing?
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 12:29pm On Aug 05, 2011
Great!, getting my daily dose of laughter from NL. grin
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by xynerise: 12:34pm On Aug 05, 2011
Yeah I can see that undecided
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 12:36pm On Aug 05, 2011
No blame me, one needs something 2 take away everyday work stress wink
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by xynerise: 1:03pm On Aug 05, 2011
no dear feel free to laugh. cool
Re: Alakoba Bus Conductor. by akunta(f): 1:16pm On Aug 05, 2011
Thanks wink

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