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If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by care4you: 11:11am On Aug 10, 2022
If Egypt was in porthacourt����

Portiphers wife: Joeboy lap!!

Joseph: Maley, wetin sup?

Portiphers wife; Joeboy, you wan cap me say you no dey see say my kpekus dy drip for you��

Joseph: Tarrrrrh, disembark from dat careless capping, on how senior man lap the unit con kporrr me ontop ur kpekus, maley na blood over stain

Portiphers wife: u Dey Jonee? See this smaller oo. On how i dy set compass giv u make u for taste wetin ya seniorman dy enjoy, u dey cap vertically. Joeboy u dey fear? Your liver no strong��

Joseph: Maleeeey, based on spiritual things and things, make i cap you. Em say give wah belongs to ceaser to ceaser. Your kpekus belongs to my senior man and me Joeboy no get doings for dat kin matter

**Joeboy walks away while Portiphers wife pretends to be sober and sheds fake tears**
Portipher returns and meet her in dat state

Portipher: Banney, wida naa? Na wetin make joy soap no come board,

Portiphers wife: No be your boy, Joeboy, Upon all the bannies for the unit, Joeboy swear say na for my kpekus him wan chook him rod���

Portipher: Joeboy lap!!!!!!!!!��

Joeboy: Senior man, Wida na wetin sup �

Portipher: Joeboy, u way I carry from street,make I rise u, make ur future for fine,, u dun dy do do, dy jump jump, dy clap clap, dy shake shake waist��for where my banny dey

Joeboy: I no comprison ur caprisone, cap me the legit�

Portipher: My bannie cap me say u been wan chop her kpekus�

Joseph: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh � senior man, d person weh play u dat tape, him face no show, him shoe no shine��

Portipher: Esssssssssss, where you? You dy try tell me say i dy cap vertical? On the zero zero hour, i go jazz u down, put am for ur body wotoporiously u no go fit shout die it, I Dey send u go SS3 boys hostel ngwa ngwa

Joseph: Ahhhh Senior man sympathy

Portipher: where you? Die it�� Infact jazz out,

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by fman(m): 11:17am On Aug 10, 2022
Rugged u...
U try bro.
Make I chipping one or two for the matter:

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by fman(m): 11:19am On Aug 10, 2022
Rugged u...
U try bro.

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by idomalord: 11:20am On Aug 10, 2022
Very funny
U try

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by saladinnoir: 11:32am On Aug 10, 2022
This was genuinely funny

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Qtrpst4: 11:34am On Aug 10, 2022
This is nice man

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Donemmy(m): 12:30pm On Aug 10, 2022
rugged you. your face show and your shoe shine.

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by ReacherSaidNoth: 1:49pm On Aug 10, 2022
grin

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by paulolee(m): 2:34pm On Aug 10, 2022
cultist go take over this post

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by pcagbaji(m): 3:22pm On Aug 10, 2022
Na dem cultist

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Gadafii: 4:46pm On Aug 10, 2022
make I fence this half plot of land Dey observe as cultists and ph boys take over this thread with cappings angry grin

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Emmanuel909090: 5:10pm On Aug 10, 2022
Funny

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by kingBlaq: 6:02pm On Aug 10, 2022
Pitakwa, I hail
Rugged joeboy, him face show,
PADI man no disembark the unit, him ododoh reach believe
Him mount like mount Zion, stand like standing fan, come pin like pinnacle unto him 99...

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Khaleesi4lyf(f): 6:09pm On Aug 10, 2022
Joblessness undecided
Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Mercury12(m): 6:37pm On Aug 10, 2022
Joseph suffer no be small cheesy

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by dnawah(m): 7:35pm On Aug 10, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
Joblessness undecided
grin grin
Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by tellwisdom: 7:50pm On Aug 10, 2022
WTF is this; maka chukwu?? angry

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Khaleesi4lyf(f): 7:58pm On Aug 10, 2022
Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by bilangha(m): 8:01pm On Aug 10, 2022
kpor well!

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Realmi: 8:52pm On Aug 10, 2022
Make una dey calm down ooo

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by socialjustice93: 9:32pm On Aug 10, 2022
Selina tested don finish una wotoporously grin

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by francisMKD(m): 3:48am On Aug 11, 2022
Manchi....you funny die...maximum salama for you!! Lol...
Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by OperationalVehi: 6:24am On Aug 11, 2022
May the lord bless the reading of the ghetto gospel

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Re: If Bible Was Written In Port-hacourt (pics) by Donaluta(m): 7:07am On Aug 11, 2022
This Selena tested you watch done carry your 99

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