Mother Teresa and God
Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God.

"I could eat," Mother Teresa replied.

So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained quiet.

The next day God again invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey, venison, and delicious desserts. Still she said nothing.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She couldn't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she asked, "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand it, "

God sighed. "Let's be honest Teresa," He said, ". . . for just two people, it doesn't pay to cook."

Nice one there!  But you know HE isnt lazy!

Happy Birthday!

@phenomenon
Bros mi thanks! How did you get to know 'bout mi B/day? Its actually 17/08. Thanks a lot.

@ adbaby
Wat? r u saying dt der r not enough cooks in heaven to feed moda Teresa right?
Nice one though and happy buffday in advance.
@phenomenon
Who gave u d mis-info on ha buffday?

Thanks Aiphie love. Hope ur having a great day.

HEY,
OMO BIG ONE FOR U!

THAT JOKE CARRY NO BE SMALL!!!!!!!

adbaby:

@phenomenon
Bros mi thanks! How did you get to know 'bout mi B/day? Its actually 17/08. Thanks a lot.

You're welcome.
Sorry i missed by a day thou.
My B/day is this month as well.
Wanna guess?

Aiphie:

@ adbaby
What? r u saying dt der r not enough cooks in heaven to feed moda Teresa right?
Nice one though and happy buffday in advance.
@phenomenon
Who gave u d mis-info on ha buffday?

Wait till i tell you what i know about you!

Nice one.lol

hmmm toasting on the net
just make sure u marry her phenomenon,
i want to witness a net marriage

what do all think

What you know wud probably be anoda mis -info. Abi?

maybbe

Aiphie:

What you know would probably be another mis -info. Abi?

clemcykul:

maybbe

Ladies! curiousity killed the cat!
I'm not gonna spook you guys!
And pls stop saying twas a mis-info ok?

Meant no harm bro.
No vex ehn?

@ phenomenon still
When this month is ur buffday?

Aiphie:

Meant no harm bro.
No vex ehn?

Aint mad at ya. . .
I cool wit y'all like that.

Aiphie:

@ phenomenon still
When this month is your buffday?

About my buffday. . . . .
Ok. . . . .its the 27th.
Dis month. Gonna clock 50 so feel free to call me daddy!^Lol
You can be nice enough to hail me that day now that you know.
Will be online
ok?

You can count on that papa