ok, so you're walking out of a cafe after browsing the net for a while, and you kick something and notice is a small bundle of cash, about 100 bucks in total,  what do you do?

A. Leave it
B. Pick it
C. Alert the cafe owners about it
D. Tell the police (lol)

what would you do and why?

as for me oh, some people same "leave am" but me i say "if i leave am, then the next tom, Joystick or harry to come by go take 100 bucks rich pass me". so honestly, i'd pick it up in an obvious but coded manner, and hang around for a few mins to see if anyone comes looking for it or if anyone's monitoring me. if after a few mins, no one's looking for it,  i'd walk away with it.

happened very recently sef,  was going to the bank and found 80bucks on the floor. i picked it up immediately oh, but went in the bank waiting for someone looking for money they lost lol but one one came, until i was done at the bank. so i left.

what would you do

I once found a large sum of money on the floor --- looking back today, I wish I kept it. Doubt the real owner came to claim it.

Picked a small Ghana -must-go bag with close to a mill naira. There was a cell phone in it, kept it open till the owner called. Returned the cash and the guy was in shock for months.

Will split saliva on my left palm thrice (make person no come turn goat) and pick the money with it fast fast

Incomplete option to select from.
E. Other( Specify),
Police should not be an option!!!!!
For me I will leave it rather than pick another person's problem!

as for me, i will piss on it then look for cain and flog the money so that if bad spirit day am, e go disapear then after that,i will wear a leather
and pick the money then wash and dry it before spending.

i 4 leave am, buh naija hard, lolz

baby.me:

Picked a small Ghana -must-go bag with close to a mill naira. There was a cell phone in it, kept it open till the owner called. Returned the cash and the guy was in shock for months.

Dat was ma money

I am sure some people would not pick up the money for fear that the money was jazzed and picking it up may make them turn into a cat or a dog.

Princek12:

I am sure some people would not pick up the money for fear that the money was jazzed and picking it up may make them turn into a cat or a dog.

very common in nigeria

100 bucks of what? certainly not Zimbabwean dollars??


If the money reach a Million dollars or pounds, then I go pick am, no pissing, no spiting rubbish, nobody fit jazz that kind money, my one jazz sef go pass that one, if na 1,000 naira then i leave am there

if u cant find d owner, one shld try and donate it 2 charity. Nt easy if d money big sha but d best.

will urinate on the cash so that i will not turn to anything

^^^^

will urinate on the cash so that i will not turn to anything

what?
what if its a public place?
you will urinate on it before picking it up?
na wa oh
serious flashing be that oh!

ZUBBYNWA:

will urinate on the cash so that i will not turn to anything

you tookthose words outta my mouth! that's exactly what I'll do! i also ensure i pick it with my left hand!

i would return it to the cafe administrators telling them to HELP ME return it to the owner.

i have done that a million times and am very comfortable with it.

if i see some notes lying on the kerb by the road side , i leave it there hoping that the owner may come back and pick it. but if its a bundle (though never happened by the road side) i would return it to the any nearby shop telling them to HELP ME return it to anyone who can state the exact amount.

i have picked phones a million times, i have returned them all freely and THANKFULLY, and am damn comfortable with it.

every time ma sellers have mistakely ballanced me extra i return the extras imediately. if they get confused i help them go thru the whole calculation to help them prove that i was right.

i have done that a million times, and am so comfortable with, because thats the way i was brought up as a christian.

Jesus was killed because the people chose to spare a thief - barabas, instead of him.

nice post

found 100 bucks on d floor once, didnt pick it but later notice a guy watchin me n wen i left saw d guy pickin d money. Nw i dont knw if he's d owner or nt

omo, pick ur God Sent cash and move on, these days, blessings can come in various forms.

Thatdave:

i would return it to the cafe administrators telling them to HELP ME return it to the owner.

i have done that a million times and am very comfortable with it.

if i see some notes lying on the kerb by the road side , i leave it there hoping that the owner may come back and pick it. but if its a bundle (though never happened by the road side) i would return it to the any nearby shop telling them to HELP ME return it to anyone who can state the exact amount.

i have picked phones a million times, i have returned them all freely and THANKFULLY, and am damn comfortable with it.

every time ma sellers have mistakely ballanced me extra i return the extras imediately. if they get confused i help them go thru the whole calculation to help them prove that i was right.

i have done that a million times, and am so comfortable with, because thats the way i was brought up as a christian.

Jesus was killed because the people chose to spare a thief - barabas, instead of him.

Is this a Poem or what?

Without Thinking Twice. . . Palm it like a Goal keeper

pee around it and . . . well, you know.

Back in d days, i no send any evil spirit! But now, i have to be a big boy - if not

I will thank God for the daily bread and blessing in disguise, I will pick it up and look around if breeze blew the remaining away, jazz nor fit work for ma head

I go pick the money sharply sharply, if its in millions oo, even if i turn to goat in the process i no mind ateat its worth the effort nw

I wont pick it, but I would rather notify people around if their are.

what comes around goes around you know. By so doing, yours might b return too.

, Nigerians and Jazz , see different tactics for picking up money.

Well, for me it all depends, if its dem 5 - 1000 Naira range, I go just waka pass, like say I no see am. If na Ghana-must-go-bag of money, I will see if there is a way of identifying the owner. Giving the money to the Police, is gon be a last resort. I no fit use my church mind give those Men-In-Black anything, or even near their station. I fit just leave the money for there instead of going to meet the police.

Thatdave:

i would return it to the cafe administrators telling them to HELP ME return it to the owner.

i have done that a million times and am very comfortable with it.

if i see some notes lying on the kerb by the road side , i leave it there hoping that the owner may come back and pick it. but if its a bundle (though never happened by the road side) i would return it to the any nearby shop telling them to HELP ME return it to anyone who can state the exact amount.

i have picked phones a million times, i have returned them all freely and THANKFULLY, and am damn comfortable with it.

every time ma sellers have mistakely ballanced me extra i return the extras imediately. if they get confused i help them go thru the whole calculation to help them prove that i was right.

i have done that a million times, and am so comfortable with, because thats the way i was brought up as a christian.

Jesus was killed because the people chose to spare a thief - barabas, instead of him.

LOL at a million times.

GoldCircle:

you tookthose words outta my mouth! that's exactly what I'll do! i also ensure i pick it with my left hand!

Thatdave:

i would return it to the cafe administrators telling them to HELP ME return it to the owner.

i have done that a[b] million[/b] times and am very comfortable with it.

if i see some notes lying on the kerb by the road side , i leave it there hoping that the owner may come back and pick it. but if its a bundle (though never happened by the road side) i would return it to the any nearby shop telling them to HELP ME return it to anyone who can state the exact amount.

i have picked phones a million times, i have returned them all freely and THANKFULLY, and am damn comfortable with it.

every time ma sellers have mistakely ballanced me extra i return the extras imediately. if they get confused i help them go thru the whole calculation to help them prove that i was right.

i have done that a [b]million [/b]times, and am so comfortable with, because thats the way i was brought up as a christian.

Jesus was killed because the people chose to spare a thief - barabas, instead of him.

you like million no be small. so you don pick money for ground a million times? you got me laughing my b.utt off.

kingsrod:

I will thank God for the daily bread and blessing in disguise, I will pick it up and look around if breeze blew the remaining away, jazz nor fit work for ma head

LMAO!!!

LOL @ Thread.

As a kid,I remember picking N850,gave it to the maiguard and aboki claimed it was his . . .although i picked it like 5 miles away from our house.