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Naija Corruption by stepo707: 9:26am On Aug 09, 2011
3 Contractors are bidding 2 fix a broken fence at, d White House

1 from India, 1 from Chinese the third a Nigerian.They went to

White House official to examine the fence. The Indian takes out

a tape and does some measuring, works some figures, he said,the

job will cost $900 [material $400, labor $400 & $100 profit].

The Chinese does the same & said I can do it for $700 [material

$300, labor $300 and $100 profit]. The Nigerian doesn't measure

or figure, but whispers, $2700 to the official. The White House

official say, you didn't even do any measurement, how did you

come up with such a high figure? The Nigerian replied $1000 for

me, $1000 for you & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job. DEAL

or NO DEAL? White man smile its a DEAL
Re: Naija Corruption by Tunsbobo(m): 10:32am On Aug 09, 2011
Lol
Re: Naija Corruption by obiscolly(m): 2:52pm On Aug 11, 2011
grin grin nyc ! dat must be a correct ibo man!
Re: Naija Corruption by cogbuagu: 4:20pm On Aug 24, 2011
very very good one!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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