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The Pharmacists Daughter by phenomenon(m): 12:13pm On Aug 17, 2007 |
A girl asked her boyfriend to come over on friday night and have dinner with her parents. since this was such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy was estatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. he tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. at the cash register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. 'i'm really going to put it to this girl, 'the boy tells the pharmacist. 'i intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice. 'the pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "oh i'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" the boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. the boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. a minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "i had no idea you were this religious". the boy turns, and whispers back, "i had no idea your father was a pharmacist". |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by Amigoz(f): 11:07pm On Aug 17, 2007 |
A joke with a suspense - cool |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by BabyGlow(f): 1:47am On Aug 18, 2007 |
Not Bad! |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by Kaykerry(m): 9:17am On Aug 18, 2007 |
The guy must have been peeing in his pants |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by omoh4real(m): 10:28am On Aug 18, 2007 |
cool jokes. Sammy |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by BASETSANA(f): 4:12pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
l enjoyed this one! |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by Hurginnie: 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2007 |
Nice Joke But the pharmacist shouldn't take any offence, afterall It's one of the dangers of the profession |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by AdeniyiG(m): 6:33pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
You're too much |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by CrazyMan(m): 8:39pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
Really nice keep it up |
Re: The Pharmacists Daughter by la1(m): 2:07am On Aug 23, 2007 |
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