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Journalist by busybody20: 11:19am On Aug 10, 2011
A Crowd Gathered At An Accident Scene And A Smart And Nosey Journalist Wanted To Get D Story First Hand. "Make Way, I Am D Victim's Son" He Shouted, Slowly D Crowd Paved Way For Him, On Getting There,Lying Lifeless,In Front Of D Car Was A Goat grin
Re: Journalist by jamace(m): 11:25am On Aug 10, 2011
I have no idea what you've just said, but I'm inspired! grin grin
Re: Journalist by busybody20: 11:29am On Aug 10, 2011
^u no well grin
Re: Journalist by StudioCFR(m): 3:51pm On Aug 10, 2011
why did u remixed my award winning joke without my consent?

Would sue u for copyright infringement angry
Re: Journalist by jokingmary(m): 11:49am On Aug 11, 2011
busybody20:

A Crowd Gathered At An Accident Scene And A Smart And Nosey Journalist Wanted To Get D Story First Hand. "Make Way, I Am D Victim's Son" He Shouted, Slowly D Crowd Paved Way For Him, On Getting There,Lying Lifeless,In Front Of D Car Was A Goat  grin
lwkmd cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Oh my goodness
Re: Journalist by Nellyon(f): 1:28pm On Aug 11, 2011
Poster, you should have known better than reposting this joke.
Re: Journalist by busybody20: 1:38pm On Aug 11, 2011
Studio CFR:

why did u remixed my award winning joke without my consent?

Would sue u for copyright infringement  angry

i never recv d court papers  tongue  I no no say u don post am b4 . wheres d link?
Re: Journalist by StudioCFR(m): 2:32pm On Aug 11, 2011
u still dey ask for link when u supposed dey beg me angry
Re: Journalist by GbagaunCop: 3:04pm On Aug 11, 2011
Studio CFR:

why did u remixed my award winning joke without my consent? angry angry undecided

Would sue u for copyright infringement angry

Please don't blow-up NL o! na God i use beg u
Re: Journalist by GbagaunCop: 3:06pm On Aug 11, 2011
Studio CFR:

u still dey ask for link when u supposed dey beg me angry

Na wa o! u still dey gbagaun with pidgin sef! smh 4 u. oo critical!
Re: Journalist by StudioCFR(m): 10:59pm On Aug 11, 2011
stop talking nonsense gutter boy
Re: Journalist by bashydemy(m): 1:49am On Aug 12, 2011
stupidio you mean your joke? hahahhaha i can't stop laughing oooo Busybody i guess you need to make money out this boy called studio
Re: Journalist by GbagaunCop: 8:32am On Aug 12, 2011
Studio CFR:

stop talking nonsense gutter boy

see who's calling someone a gutter boy grin grin  learn how to speak good English b4 u come out and start yarning dust!
Re: Journalist by Nellyon(f): 9:00am On Aug 12, 2011
GbagaunCop:

see who's calling someone a gutter boy grin grin  learn how to speak good English b4 u come out and start yarning dust!
Gone are the days when people talked smart by claiming the other person sucks at English, Not that Studio doesnt suck anyway.
Re: Journalist by StudioCFR(m): 10:26am On Aug 12, 2011
GbagaunCop:

see who's calling someone a gutter boy grin grin  learn how to speak good English b4 u come out and start yarning dust!

dat na good english abi?
You're a big f, o, o, l

*NO OFFENCE*


grin grin grin



Nellyon:

Gone are the days when people talked smart by claiming the other person sucks at English, Not that Studio doesnt suck anyway.

go and die hater

mixing english with pigin is the only way i could express my joke better

i'm not saying my english is 100percent tight or correct
Re: Journalist by Nellyon(f): 10:35am On Aug 12, 2011
Studio CFR:

dat na good english abi?
You're a big f, o, o, l

*NO OFFENCE*


grin grin grin



go and die hater

mixing english with pigin is the only way i could express my[b] joke[/b] better

i'm not saying my english is 100percent tight or correct
Uhmmmm i dont see no joke. *dont reply to this. i am tired of talking to you cos u never understand. i am seriously considering breaking open ur head to put in my ideas, if i get my hands on you.*
Re: Journalist by jokingmary(m): 11:02am On Aug 12, 2011
Do u actually have any friend, studio
Re: Journalist by WebSurfer(m): 11:24am On Aug 12, 2011
sad sad sad
Re: Journalist by GbagaunCop: 11:42am On Aug 12, 2011
Nellyon:

Uhmmmm i dont see no joke. *dont reply to this. i am tired of talking to you cos u never understand. i am seriously considering breaking open your head to put in my ideas, if i get my hands on you.*

cry cry But is he dat dull
Re: Journalist by GbagaunCop: 11:46am On Aug 12, 2011
Studio CFR:

dat na good english abi?
You're a big f, o, o, l

*NO OFFENCE*


grin grin grin



go and die hater

mixing english with pigin is the only way i could express my joke better

i'm not saying my english is 100percent tight or correct

ok, now i just confirmed how much of a re-t-ard u are shocked sad Its so bad u can't even distinguish between pure English and slangs! u need brain checkup tongue tongue
Re: Journalist by GbagaunCop: 11:48am On Aug 12, 2011
jokingmary:

Do u actually have any friend, studio

yeah, just dat he keeps dry comedians as friends, such a pity cry cry
Re: Journalist by StudioCFR(m): 4:16pm On Aug 12, 2011
jokingmary:

Do u actually have any friend, studio

I guess u meant Nairaland friends. . .

And YES!
I hav lot of dem especially dem girls
i aint goin to reveal dia identities cuz we both agreed to keep our friendship secret u know from all dis jealous guys dat are working real hard to pull me down.

(hehehehe)

and for dem guys, they've approached me so many times via yim and facebook . . I accepted some and ignored some and believe me, dis people fightin me may'be among them peeps i ignored. . Lol

i'm sorry. . Just cant be friends with everybody. . (i dey cut my coat according to my size) Lol. .

Let nairaland be nairaland and outter nairaland im a different person. . . Outter nairaland i'm not STUDIO. . outter nairaland i dare not say some of the crazy things i say here on Nland . OUTTER NAIRALAND ladies call me DARLING, HONEY even some on nairaland would tell u am ROMANTIC! Hehehehehehe
Re: Journalist by StudioCFR(m): 4:21pm On Aug 12, 2011
*did i over answered your silly question?*


and as for you GBAGAUNCO
*whatever dat means*
stop insulting me or else I WILL TELL THE WORLD HOW U WERE BORN
grin grin
Re: Journalist by Nobody: 6:33pm On Aug 12, 2011
busybody20:

A Crowd Gathered At An Accident Scene And A Smart And Nosey Journalist Wanted To Get D Story First Hand. "Make Way, I Am D Victim's Son" He Shouted, Slowly D Crowd Paved Way For Him, On Getting There,Lying Lifeless,In Front Of D Car Was A Goat grin
OMG, OMG/OMG!!!
Re: Journalist by Tricici(f): 1:30pm On Aug 13, 2011
lolzzz
Re: Journalist by Dabss(m): 12:17pm On Aug 14, 2011
jamace:

I have no idea what you've just said, but I'm inspired! grin grin
lol
Re: Journalist by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 14, 2011
lolz
Re: Journalist by GbagaunCop: 9:46am On Aug 15, 2011
Studio CFR:

*did i over answered your silly question?* [size=14pt]GBAGAUN!!![/size]


and as for you GBAGAUNCO
*whatever dat means*
stop insulting me or else I WILL TELL THE WORLD HOW U WERE BORN
grin grin

angry angry and he has done it again e be lyk say u be Boko Haram. U wan blow dis site angry angry
Re: Journalist by dani1luv: 11:29am On Aug 15, 2011
GbagaunCop:

angry angry and he has done it again e be lyk say u be Boko Haram. U wan blow dis site angry angry
smh

Nice Joke. .But how come the driver bin jam the goat? undecided , nor be you dey pursue the goat?
Re: Journalist by StudioCFR(m): 8:17am On Aug 16, 2011
GbagaunCop:

angry angry and he has done it again e be lyk say u be Boko Haram. U wan blow dis site angry angry

yes i be boko haram and your father is my chairman
my next move is to blow up your mother's groundnut shop so dat u no go see where to steal money take go cafe dey try relate with person wey no send you good for nothing son of a b1tch

*NO OFFENCE*
grin grin grin grin
Re: Journalist by obiscolly(m): 8:22am On Aug 16, 2011
Studio CFR:

yes i be boko haram and your father is my chairman

*NO OFFENCE*

(-__-) ok, plz reduce ur vitamin P intake. tnx
Re: Journalist by StudioCFR(m): 8:27am On Aug 16, 2011
Obiscolly and GbagaunCO same mod4cker

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