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Check Out My Jokes, Which One Do You Like? by Olayetan(m): 12:20pm On Sep 18, 2022
1. I saw a microbiologist today, he was much bigger than I expected...

2. Reason why 'Dark' is spelled with K is because you can't C in the Dark...

3. Met an old woman at the ATM today, she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her...

Did I do wrong?

4. I'm changing all my SM password to incorrect, so everytime i forget, it reminds me my password is incorrect...

5. I don't trust stairs, cuz they are always UP to something...

6. Rihanna song titled 'Shut Up And Drive' was playing in the car stereo, my dad asked me what's the title of the song, I told him Shut Up And Drive...


7. I told my wife to always embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug...

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Re: Check Out My Jokes, Which One Do You Like? by bewla(m): 12:49pm On Sep 18, 2022
Just shut up if I don't embrace your post
Re: Check Out My Jokes, Which One Do You Like? by Florence001(f): 12:18pm On Sep 19, 2022
Olayetan:
1. I saw a microbiologist today, he was much bigger than I expected...

2. Reason why 'Dark' is spelled with K is because you can't C in the Dark...

3. Met an old woman at the ATM today, she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her...

Did I do wrong?

4. I'm changing all my SM password to incorrect, so everytime i forget, it reminds me my password is incorrect...

5. I don't trust stairs, cuz they are always UP to something...

6. Rihanna song titled 'Shut Up And Drive' was playing in the car stereo, my dad asked me what's the title of the song, I told him Shut Up And Drive...


7. I told my wife to always embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug...

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