The former president hosted a group of students on an excursion to d presidential villa n d students most of which have never bn on a plane b4 pleaded to av a tour on d air force one bt OBJ as usual wanted 2 show off n took d kids on a ride bt unfortunately during d flight, d pilot encountered some difficulties so they were told to grab a parachute bt it wuz 1 short so d teacher in charge begged OBJ to show d kids an example by allowing d kids to take d parachutes to which he replied "nonsence" n grabbed one so everyone jst rushed bt in d end they found out dat everyone had one so they were curious bt OBJ unconcerned jumped off d plane bt to his amazement he launched d parachute bt wot came out wuz a modern biology (our ex-presido got a school bag).