When you meet a lady who truly loves you, you will discover that ladies always have airtime and transport fare
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All men are not goat
na your boyfriend no get sense
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Having someone of the opposite sex as a best friend is like having a chicken for a pet. One day na one day
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Body spray is for slim girls, the fat ones should use fire estinguisher
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Life is already short, atleast spend it with a tall guy
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Some have food but canot eat
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na thier house i dey find since
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Stay close to God, your babalawo fit die tomorrow

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The hustle is for mama
now mama don report you for police station say you dey do yahoo
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Na only broke people dey see rich people true colour
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Told this girl i don't have a car, she saved my name in her phone as"Legs"
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Breaking news! ASUU sue court to court
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Never broke again don download loan app
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Singing wrong lyric with confidence is another kind of talent

You accidentally impregnated a lady............. when did ur sperm start going to driving school

Don't be too proud because all boys want you, girls wey fine pass you dey act blue film

Your mates are shouting leave my office, you are there shouting"Leave my boyfriend" sister i reserve my comment for you

Vawulence is when a nairalander read your joke and laugh, then come to the comment section and write"Borring"

Person wey dey do advert for "close up" no get toothbrush for house. Wetin i even hear you say wahala be like?

Person wey dey do advert for "indomie" say fufu is her best food. You say wahala be like what?

Chai! person wey dey contest for obidience say her love for tinubu is permanent

I have my pvc before, but i sold it one day, when sapa wan try nonsense with me

@Holybratt,
It is when u and ur spouse don't have money you sing ORENTE by Adekunle Gold,

E ba mi ki orente o,orente o.
A le ma ni owo lo wo sugbon ka la alafia,
A le ma ni ile lori ki a ye wa dun bi oyin
A le ma ni ile lori sugbon a ni i fo kan bale.
Orente no dey complaini o ,e ba mi ki orente o,orente o............


SUBTITLED.
help me great my babe,my babe.

We may have not money but we have peace of mind
We may not be a landlord but our life is sweet as honey.
We may not have money but we gat peace of mind,my babe no dey complain o ,help me greet my babe o .

this is the best and only proof to show that juju is not real.

Release an hungry lion for jujumen to catch with charm that is when u will know dat juju get senior

Boring

Chaos14:
Boring

Boring like your lifestory. oshey o bad belle.

Person wey advice me to start yahoo, he's now an efcc