A collegian was deeply in
love with a pretty girl, But
he did not have the
courage to talk to her in
person. So he decided to
go alone and with the
help of
a dictionary, he wrote a
letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE:
Most worthy of your
estimation after a long
consideration and much
mediation. I
have a strong indication to
become your relation. As
to my educational
qualification, it is no
exaggeration or
fabrication that I have
passed my
matriculation
examination; no doubt
without any hesitation
and very little
preparation. What do you
say to the solemnisation
of your marriage
celebration
according to the
glorification of modern
civilisation and with a
view to the
expansion of the
population of present
generation.
On your approbation of
the application, I shall
make preparation to
improve my
situation, and if such
obligation is worthy of
consideration it will be
our
argumentation of the joy
and exaltation of our joint
dissimilation.
Thanking you in
anticipation and with
devotion,
To remain victim of your
fascination.
SHE WROTE BACK:
Dear Mr. Victim of my
fascination,
Congratulation for your
lengthy narration of
course full of affection
aimed at
an affiliation for a
combination which on
examination I find is a
fine
presentation of your
ambition. You have passed
your matriculation with
little
preparation, what about
my graduation after a
long botheration, so
improve
situation in education and
make an application by
acquisition of post
graduation
and minimum
qualification for the
convocation and before
taking your photo for
circulation undergo
beautification.
Further strict observation
of the following
conditions is the
regulation for the
determination of our
relation.
1. Consultation of my
parents before
approaching for my
connection.
2. Communication of your
confirmation that you are
not a victim of any
fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be
your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid
action instead of
continuation of paper
conversation.
I Remain,
Unaffected by your
affection.