1) I don't usually do this on the first night, but you are different.

2) After breaking up with a guy who cheats on her, she says, he has a small thingy.

3) She says, "there is no way anyone else could be the father of this baby" (even though she has been involved with another guy or guys, either of whom could be the possible father). Thank God for DNA test.

4) When on a date, she says, "I don't like to eat amala or pounded yam or egusi with my hand; bring me a fork or spoon or I will just eat rice or fast food."

5) Because she wants to convince the guy she just met last week to take her shopping, she says, "honey, I love you; you are the only sugar in my tea, the only pepper in my pepper soup, & the only goat head in my isi ewu."

6) After claiming she is a virgin to her husband and husband subsequently finding out that her stuff is a 5-lane expressway, she says, "honey, I may have lost my virginity while playing sport; I didn't lose it by being involved with a man."

7) She says, "honey, before today, I had never done the style done by dogs; I did it because I am comfortable with you."

8 ) She says, "honey, this is the first time I have done oral; I do it because I feel comfortable with you."

9) You see her with a bottle of large Gulder or extra large Guiness stout (aka Odeku) and She says, "I really don't do this; I just decided to give it a try for the first time."

10) You meet her in the club and she says, " I really don't do this; my friends just forced me out."

Some are real whilst some aren't.

I suggest you find out why you keep getting women that lies to you, OP.

You are suppose to be a "player" and getting played by lying women. Hmm.

Mr, Cork:

Mrs Chima <<<<<< Typical Original first class lier

I learned from you and did you find anything to eat today?

Mrs.Chima:

I suggest you find out why you keep getting women that lies to you, OP. 

You are suppose to be a "player" and getting played by lying women.  Hmm. 

You cannot control if someone lies to you. Liars are liars and would lie to anyone. As a player, as long as you get what you want out of the deal (*****), you recognize the lies and don't fall for it, and the lies do not affect you, then a player does not care.

It is called game recognize game.

Mr, Cork:

Princek12. are you 12years old?

Yes. Are you 11 years old?

Mrs Chima he is trying to bring awareness to the deceitful lies of women.

This is standard 101 material from the player's handbook.

Just relax hun and enjoy the trip

There is nothing worse than a player getting played.  

Oh wait!  You got a missed call and a voicemail.  It said "This is the Players Club, please turn in your player card and it has been revoked ten years ago".

SAFO:

Mrs Chima he is trying to bring awareness to the deceitful lies of women.

This is standard 101 material from the player's handbook.

Just relax hun and enjoy the trip 

You relax. 

What he should be doing is teaching grown arse men NOT TO LIE to get some arse.  Being called a player is not A GOOD THING. 

Hey! If you proud of that shit then that's sad.

^^ stop taking everything so personal. LOL

This is good info to keep our young men on their toes. Women play games and I admit, some are real good at it. Now it's time to get the fellas up to par so they can spot a lying heffa when they see one.

SAFO:

^^ stop taking everything so personal. LOL

This is good info to keep our young men on their toes. Women play games and I admit, some are real good at it. Now it's time to get the fellas up to par so they can spot a lying heffa when they see one.

Oh so when I respond to you it is personal but when you respond to me it is factual? You couldn't be more faker than a fool gold on Saint Patrick's Day huh?

Trust me, nothing personal to me about PLAYERS GETTING PLAYED. It is embarrassing say the least.

Sounds like you've been played in the past.

<<<here's a shoulder>> go ahead and vent ma

SAFO:

Sounds like you've been played in the past.

<<<here's a shoulder>> go ahead and vent ma

Everybody isn't as easy as your wife. It will take more than a player book line to hook em.

You know you being played now. Go lean on your own shoulder.

You changed accounts to say that?

Joblessness and hunger is a mofo.

There there Mrs Chima, let it all out. it's okay.

I won't let the big bad man hurt you anymore.

SAFO:

There there Mrs Chima, let it all out. it's okay.

I won't let the big bad man hurt you anymore.

Is that what you told your wife? You lost your touch huh Player?

Hey, I'm just a reformed playa trying to give back to the community.

Helping others like you is part of my rebuilding process.

<<<so he tell me how he played u>>>

SAFO:

Hey, I'm just a reformed playa trying to give back to the community.

Helping others like you is part of my rebuilding process.

<<<so he tell me how he played u>>>

Oh you started a Played Players Group huh?  How did you cope and regain your confidence from being played? 

Did you received counseling and was it expensive?   Do you get flashbacks every time you see a chick that reminds you of your darkest times?

Are there any referral rewards? Just saying.

Unless you admit that you have a problem, I can't really help you now can I?

Let me know when you're ready so we don't waste each other's time.

SAFO:

Hey, I'm just a reformed playa trying to give back to the community.

Helping others like you is part of my rebuilding process.

<<<so he tell me how he played u>>>

Good stuff. There are lots of people in the community who need a word or two.

SAFO:

Unless you admit that you have a problem, I can't really help you now can I?

Let me know when you're ready so we don't waste each other's time.

You lead by example and you will have other players who have been played stepping up admitting their shames. 

You don't have to be strong alone.   

Nigerian women you have really hurt and broken some hearts. Shame on you.

Ok, so you are a lesbian player who has been played ----- now we're getting somewhere.

Yes it's very shameful indeed but you don't have to hide your face anymore. Come out into the light, there are others here just like you.

SAFO:

Ok, so you are a lady-loving-lady player who has been played ----- now we're getting somewhere.

Yes it's very shameful indeed but you don't have to hide your face anymore. Come out into the light, there are others here just like you.

Awww. Good job. Keep venting. Soon more just like you will soon come stand by you.

You mentioned homosexuality. Do you need help coming out the closet too? You know Black Down Low men are the number one killer in the Black community.

Just know that we're all praying for you & Mr Chima.

askala la RRRa kash kunara rosh housh kana begone u demon, lay in the spirit my child.

SAFO:

Just know that we're all praying for you & Mr Chima.

askala la RRRa kash kunara rosh housh kana begone u demon, lay in the spirit my child.

You should pray for your wife that she is negative and you are using condoms. 

No thanks on your prayers.  I rebuke thee Safo Satan.  Amen.