ecolime:
Change the title to LAGOS TRAFFIC

Leaving Lagos is the best decision I made for myself this year.

Next best decision is gonna be voting Peter Obi next year.

If you work remotely, do your lifespan a favour by relocating from Lagos to other states.

I dey chop dinner right now but I am sure my former work colleagues are still on 3rd mainland bridge at the moment

MrCuteking:

Would love to know a better place please. I'm almost tired of Lagos.

Godfullsam:
Always keep your door locked and mind your business.

Stop starring at girls with big butt.

sonature1:
To permanently end traffic gridlock, Nigeria has to be economically decentralised.

Until then, traffic jams have no other solution in places like Lagos.

xevove2061:
power centralized, corruption centralized, economy centralized, everything just dey one plaxe and some people are here making mouth that tinubu built lagos. Tinubu na lagos governor? 3 other governors have gobe through lagos, grown adult men are still calling him as if he is the governor of Lagos. As if Faahola was a joke to them all.

Carmartng:

https://www.carmart.ng/public/blog/keep-yourself-safe-in-traffic-jams-with-these-top-safety-tips/

FuckDModz:


In Lagos, the rules are slightly different:

1. If you have a woman sitting in the passenger seat, you have a higher chance of being robbed irrespective of the status of your car locks.

2. If all your windows are closed and A/C blasting, you are a potential victim. Provided you're driving a clean car.

3. If your windows are slightly open and you're a woman, pfft, just give them your phone.

2. If you look like a nerd, forget it. Make sure you stay away from the urchin’s hotspots.

3. If you use medicated glasses and seem scared, you're fvxked.

Lagos roads are not safe and some of the easiest ways to improve security in our Lagos is to:
- ban road hawkers
- ban Tinubu’s Agberos
- ban loitering on main roads.

But you and I know Tinubu doesn't care, so...

sonature1:
To permanently end traffic gridlock, Nigeria has to be economically decentralised.

Until then, traffic jams have no other solution in places like Lagos.

ecolime:
Change the title to LAGOS TRAFFIC

Leaving Lagos is the best decision I made for myself this year.

Next best decision is gonna be voting Peter Obi next year.

If you work remotely, do your lifespan a favour by relocating from Lagos to other states.

I dey chop dinner right now but I am sure my former work colleagues are still on 3rd mainland bridge at the moment

TOPCRUISE:
Some travellers will not buy Gala, soft drinks when traffic light is red and the hawkers sing their goods into their ears. It is when light turn green that they will shout angrily at driver to stop because want to buy Gala, bread, mineral, and they want to collect change from the person they buy junks from,. e.t.c. Why!
Same applies to travellers at Garage. They will not buy shishi when everything that can be bought is marketed loudly to them. Even when they have paid their fare and bus is fully loaded they will not make any move. It is when bus has entered the main road and is about to exit to the express or the driver is in a hurry or about to avoid Agbero that they will shout to the driver to stop that they want to buy something o. Or they want to collect change from one seller !

Larryhoover:
Don't press phone anyhow in Lagos traffic to avoid being a target most especially at night.

ecolime:
Change the title to LAGOS TRAFFIC

Leaving Lagos is the best decision I made for myself this year.

Next best decision is gonna be voting Peter Obi next year.

If you work remotely, do your lifespan a favour by relocating from Lagos to other states.

I dey chop dinner right now but I am sure my former work colleagues are still on 3rd mainland bridge at the moment

emmanuel596:
Why are Nairaland mods afraid of posting pictures and videos from the labour party campaign in Benue state today....

Carmartng:

https://www.carmart.ng/public/blog/keep-yourself-safe-in-traffic-jams-with-these-top-safety-tips/