Wedding Joke

May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse


A man inserted an ' ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mi-


A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'




Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.




I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle




With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.



My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.





Ronnie Corbett: Do think marriage is a lottery?
Ronnie Barker: No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience


After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear,
but I was in love and didn't notice it."




I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury