A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having
trouble with one of her students. The teacher
asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry
answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1 st grade.
My sister is in the 3 rd grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the 3 rd
grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She
took Harry to the principal's office. While
Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any
of his questions he was to go back to the 1 st
grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was
brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3 ?' Harry: '9. ' Principal:
'What is 6 x 6 ?' Harry: '36. ' And so it went
with every question the principal thought a 3
rd grader should know. The principal looks at
Ms. Brooks and tells her, ' I think Harry can go
to the 3 rd grade' Ms. Brooks says to the
principal, 'Let me ask him some questions, '
The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms.
Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?' Harry, after a
moment: 'Legs.' Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your
pants that you have but I do not have?' The
principal wondered why would she ask such
a question! Harry replied: 'Pockets.' Ms.
Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps
into?' Harry: 'Pants.' The principal sat forward
with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks:
'What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?' The principal's eyes opened
really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' Ms.
Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a dog does on
three legs?' Harry: 'Shake hands .' The
principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: 'What
word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
means a lot of heat and excitement?' Harry:
'Firetruck.' The principal breathed a sigh of
relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the
fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions
wrong.

Rtflmao. Mehn! U 2 much.* anwerin a fwend* guy no be small thing u gat read ds shit* lwkmd

Good one very funny

Me likey

me likie, lmao

Thanks

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Me likey

so Ajibel had once made a good comment on my jokes here,

Oh dis joke's damn too sweet. Really funny. Bunmioguns clap for urself

ajibel. Who preached to u? I see u've repented

Ajibel must be in a good frame of mind today
@OP nice one there. U got me laffin

it's stale jare, y r u all ?

Ajibel, Tot u'r a joke critic? gud 2 c ur teeth>>>>hehehehh

booqee:

Oh dis joke's damn too sweet. Really funny. Bunmioguns clap for urself

ajibel. Who preached to u? I see u've repented

*clapping for himself* , thanks booque, it was long ago, I was searching through my profile when I saw his comment, and decide to bring it up again,

BCuZiMBlaCk:

Ajibel must be in a good frame of mind today
@OP nice one there. U got me laffin

.Thanks. He was not a joke critic that time, only God knows why he gave himself that title,

labaks:



Ajibel, Tot u'r a joke critic? gud 2 c your teeth>>>>hehehehh

Did you think that Ajibel teeth is as white as that?

make i laugh ?  

Studio CFR:

make i laugh ?  

Abeg go get urself two maltina wit one milk if that joke didnt make you open that ur brown teeth

I like your combination

Studio CFR:

I like your combination

Ogun Eje buruku,

Funny.

ARareGem:

Funny.

Thanks jare

Cool joke!

SEEN D JOKE B4 BUT DRYER DAN IT WAS DEN

This is interesting
Ajibel thank God for u o

Ajibel banned again

DONkollione:

SEEN D JOKE B4 BUT DRYER DAN IT WAS DEN

See ur head like Coconut

DONkollione:

SEEN D JOKE B4 BUT DRYER DAN IT WAS DEN

See ur head like Coconut,

Studio CFR:

Ajibel banned again

Good for him, the guy is yet to learn his lesson