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Think About It by dashkk(m): 7:44pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
Think About It - The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. - It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Never test the depth of the water with both feet. - It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. - If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. - Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. - Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. - To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. - Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger. - A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous. - Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. - Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. - Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. - Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked. - Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it. |
Re: Think About It by CrazyMan(m): 7:53pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
Hmmm not bad |
Re: Think About It by Migines(m): 8:09pm On Aug 23, 2007 |
Seen it on dis forum b4, but der re a few additions nd modifications. Nice 1. |
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