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Think About It by dashkk(m): 7:44pm On Aug 23, 2007
Think About It
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

- If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

- If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

- Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

- Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

- To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

- Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.

- A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.

- Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

- Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

- Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

- Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.

- Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.
Re: Think About It by CrazyMan(m): 7:53pm On Aug 23, 2007
Hmmm not bad
Re: Think About It by Migines(m): 8:09pm On Aug 23, 2007
Seen it on dis forum b4, but der re a few additions nd modifications. Nice 1.

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