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God And Adam by apoti(m): 9:35pm On Aug 29, 2011
After Adam was created, God said to Him: "I've got a good news and a bad news for you.

First, the good news is that I have given you a brain and a d[i]i[/i]ck.

The bad news is you can only use one of them at a timeĀ  lipsrsealed
Re: God And Adam by yakoyo1: 9:55pm On Aug 29, 2011
LMAO, no wonder you guys can't use your brain to control your thing grin
Re: God And Adam by StudioCFR(m): 10:08pm On Aug 29, 2011
Blasphemy!

*Exits Thread*
Re: God And Adam by apoti(m): 10:46pm On Aug 29, 2011
Studio CFR:

Blasphemy!

*Exits Thread*

Bad belle tongue

*hisses and locks the door after him*
Re: God And Adam by mikuz(m): 10:58pm On Aug 29, 2011
*Breaks the door and deletes the thread*
Re: God And Adam by StudioCFR(m): 6:58am On Aug 30, 2011
u never disappoints my boy mikus

i'm so proud of you

*Burns down thread*
Re: God And Adam by mikuz(m): 7:43am On Aug 30, 2011
Yes boss! You're the best.
Re: God And Adam by StudioCFR(m): 7:48am On Aug 30, 2011
I know. . . I KNOW grin grin
Re: God And Adam by apoti(m): 11:46am On Aug 30, 2011
Studio CFR:

u never disappoints my boy mikus

i'm so proud of you

*Burns down thread*
mikuz:

Yes boss! You're the best.

Like father like son
*smh at both of you*
Re: God And Adam by StudioCFR(m): 1:19pm On Aug 30, 2011
i think sey na only El Guapo dey bigotry for jokes section . . . Me no know sey even Apoki sef is bigotry. . .

Gee, please dont take my critism to heart. . Dis is jokes section. . Thank you
Re: God And Adam by mikuz(m): 7:15pm On Aug 30, 2011
Gbam!
Re: God And Adam by StudioCFR(m): 8:40pm On Aug 30, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Re: God And Adam by Nobody: 10:43pm On Aug 30, 2011
. ;d
Re: God And Adam by chumakk: 6:17pm On Aug 31, 2011
yakoyo1:

LMAO, no wonder you guys can't use your brain to control your thing grin

Mine is working perfectly. Come and check it grin cool
Re: God And Adam by mikuz(m): 6:25pm On Aug 31, 2011
Na so e don hungry you reach?
Re: God And Adam by chumakk: 7:43pm On Aug 31, 2011
mikuz:

Na so e don hungry you reach?
I know you be gay. tongue
Re: God And Adam by mikuz(m): 10:34pm On Aug 31, 2011
^he-goat!
Re: God And Adam by StudioCFR(m): 11:17pm On Aug 31, 2011
is dis what maturity does to people undecided
Re: God And Adam by ice234: 5:45am On Sep 01, 2011
Hahaha funny
Re: God And Adam by toygod2: 4:48am On Aug 17, 2012
So true cheesy

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