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Evolution Of Parental Advice To Girls: by geolabious(m): 11:17am On Sep 02, 2011 |
Evolution of Parental Advice to GIRLS, Pry 1-6:- Don't play too much in skul okay JSS1-3:- face your book and remember the daughter of whom you are SSS1-2:- Don't mind boys o, face your book, " book b4 boys cos boys bring babies" SSS3:- You must not get boys on your mind, let University be on you mind now 100L:- University boys are dangerous, most of them are cultist, beware of them, don't give them chance at all they are opportunist, faworaja niwon o 200L: Advice decreases 300L:- When u greet u parents goodday, their reply would be "awon oko yin nko?" meaning how are your husband, dem don dey use style style tell u to attach urself be that 400L:- Bimbo, I hope you are not too harsh on guys, ehn, we've not seen any of them follow u home, hmmm, no follow dem do CAREEr Women o Graduate:- Bimbo, Ile obinrin kii pe su, women are like rose flower. They wilther with tym, find urself a maaaan 3-4yrs after Grad: u go just hear their names on Heart n Soul on Star fm "Good evenin Sophire, I am 29-yr old lady of natural endowment. I am black, bold and beautiful. Please link me with a workin class n God fearin man between the ages of 30 and 35, my number is 070xxxxxxxx. Night calls allowed" |
Re: Evolution Of Parental Advice To Girls: by EfemenaXY: 8:46pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
Chei!!! @poster - so you mean at 29yrs our life don finish be that?? you nor try sef |
Re: Evolution Of Parental Advice To Girls: by Nellyon(f): 2:02pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
29 is still young. what the ef am i saying 60 is young too (for some things) |
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