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Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 7:23pm On Sep 02, 2011
Question: What is a Girl Friend?

Answer:
(1) Addition of Problem
(2) Substraction of Money
(3) Multiplication of Enemy
(4) Division of Friends and most importantly
(5) Extra Credit Load , lol,
So be careful.
wink cheesy grin
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by Nobody: 7:27pm On Sep 02, 2011
Gr8, lets begin a NL dictionary.
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by ice234: 10:20pm On Sep 02, 2011
Definition of jackpot
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by StudioCFR(m): 7:01am On Sep 03, 2011
Exits Thread
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 8:26am On Sep 03, 2011
^make sure you jam something on your way out. tongue Thanks! cheesy
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by StudioCFR(m): 8:46am On Sep 03, 2011
dont worry i will jam your wife. . . She's Nyashable angry
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 9:24am On Sep 03, 2011
^with your 31/2 inches of a prick? I foresee obituary. Make sure you write your will before jamming her.

[s]what 'will' are you writing sef? Is it not to dash your electronic watch + transistor fm radio player to your Mallam friend?[/s] tongue grin
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by StudioCFR(m): 9:41am On Sep 03, 2011
jackpot:

^with your 31/2 inches of a prick?

I foresee obituary. Make sure you write your will before jamming her.

[s]what 'will' are you writing sef? Is it not to dash your electronic watch + transistor fm radio player to your Mallam friend?[/s] tongue grin

i want to help u give what u could'nt give her (child)

she's Nyashable. . And i bet she would be forever remain greatful to me Mr Studio . . god's only gift to women

I've done it before. . I will do it again angry
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 11:07am On Sep 03, 2011
Have you swim for ocean before?
Just tell me how you can fucc finger her with your pencil of a d[i]ii[/i]ck? tongue
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by StudioCFR(m): 11:52am On Sep 03, 2011
ok you've just confirmed to me dat your wife is not only nyanshable she is also swimmable

dont worry man, i can nyansh and i can swim very very well. . . I'm talented.

Her life will never remain the same again by the time i'm done with her. .

Bye bye
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 1:33pm On Sep 03, 2011
Adieu Stud. Oh, we was such a good boy!

*and after my 'supposed wife' breaks your pencil-dicck, the Obituary poster will read "Gone Too Soon. . .who dyed mysteriously on the bla bla bla" tongue
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by ice234: 3:03pm On Sep 03, 2011
U guy are quite funny oh
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by StudioCFR(m): 3:29pm On Sep 03, 2011
whats so funny bout jackpots wife been Nyanshable undecided
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by B4UIWAZ(f): 5:11pm On Sep 03, 2011
u and dis your sharp mouth sef cheesy cheesy
spoilt child
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by chumakk: 5:54pm On Sep 03, 2011
Jackpot is a crackpot while Studio is the potter. You cannot separate them.8-)
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 7:04pm On Sep 03, 2011
^Let people mind 'their' business. wink Thanks smiley
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by chumakk: 7:52pm On Sep 03, 2011
^You will be out of business if they mind their business. Thank you, your providence:p
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by StudioCFR(m): 8:06pm On Sep 03, 2011
chumakk:

Jackpot is a crackpot while Studio is the potter. You cannot separate them.8-)

u well like dis?
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by chumakk: 8:27pm On Sep 03, 2011
Am just tried of taking you to the hospital. The doctor thinks now am also a patient.sad
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by Sophizzy(f): 9:45pm On Sep 03, 2011
^^Lol.
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by bright007(f): 11:01pm On Sep 03, 2011
*just ďŗi̶̲̥̅̊v̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊g̶̲̥̅̊ by in my escalade*
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by mikuz(m): 11:00am On Sep 04, 2011
^ so this your madness has started again.
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by StudioCFR(m): 1:14pm On Sep 04, 2011
chumakk:

Am just tried of taking you to the hospital. The doctor thinks now am also a patient.sad

hehehehehe u dis guy no go kill me grin
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by busybody20: 1:27pm On Sep 04, 2011
^ yawns
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 1:43pm On Sep 04, 2011
^
*hey, watch that fly*
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by busybody20: 4:12pm On Sep 04, 2011
^ u no well grin
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 4:34pm On Sep 04, 2011
^@busybody20
chumakk jackpot:

Am just tired of taking you to the hospital. The doctor thinks now am also a patient. sad
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by busybody20: 1:59pm On Sep 05, 2011
lol
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by folahann(m): 2:07am On Sep 08, 2011
jackpot:

Question: What is a Girl Friend?

Answer:
(1) Addition of Problem
(2) Substraction of Money
(3) Multiplication of Enemy
(4) Division of Friends and most importantly
(5) Extra Credit Load , lol,
So be careful.
wink cheesy grin

You have my vote
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 6:54am On Sep 10, 2011
Thanks but I'm not a politician. wink
Go put it inside some ballot box. Thank you. smiley
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by jackpot(f): 6:55am On Sep 10, 2011
^Thanks but I'm not a politician. wink
Go put it inside some ballot box. Thank you. smiley
Re: Definition Of The Word "girlfriend" by ice234: 7:08am On Sep 10, 2011
Boring *yawn*Boring *yawn*

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