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How To Get A Girlfriend by razznaija(f): 5:25am On Sep 05, 2011
boy: can you be my girlfriend?
girl: do you have a blackberry phone?
boy: no
girl: do you have a range rover sport?
boy: no
girl: do you have a mansion
boy: no
girl: do you work in an oil company?
boy: no
girl: then i can't be your girlfriend.
boy: i have 4 iphones, a Ferrari, 2 jaguars, 2 villas  and one island, and i own 47 percent of shell so what else do i have to do to get a girlfriend?
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:01pm On Sep 05, 2011
@Op, Visit ma Office tonite by 8pm so i can teach u some principles of Joke 101, u have hidden talent that ought to be harnessed Asap! cool
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by Ben13: 4:43pm On Sep 05, 2011
hehe. . . joke? cheesy
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by dani1luv: 5:45pm On Sep 05, 2011
Lol me likey jor. . . Not Bad cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 11:00am On Sep 07, 2011
smiley
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by Sophizzy(f): 11:25am On Sep 07, 2011
OP:Own 3-5 private jets,an airport,a continent,b a prince& Forbe's no. 1 richest &most powerful man,den maybe u will. tongue
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by Nellyon(f): 1:40pm On Sep 07, 2011
^^ whats up with your post count not moving? did you block its progress? please tell me how u did it. Wanna do mine too!!
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 2:15pm On Sep 07, 2011
^^You have to log out to get it started tho wink
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by Nellyon(f): 2:57pm On Sep 07, 2011
^^ Now you are messing with me, grin
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by olawalebabs(m): 5:13pm On Sep 07, 2011
El Guapo:

@Op, Visit ma Office tonite by 8pm so i can teach u some principles of Joke 101, u have hidden talent that ought to be harnessed Asap! cool
tell him
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by bright007(f): 6:59pm On Sep 07, 2011
*any write-up dat lacks humour is not å joke.*
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:40am On Sep 08, 2011
Nellyon:

^^ Now you are messing with me, grin


hehehe grin u no fall for it sha tongue
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by Nellyon(f): 3:54pm On Sep 08, 2011
Why i go fall sha? na we be the person that invented the maga, grin
Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 3:57pm On Sep 08, 2011
lol k

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