ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:-
-Smart man + smart woman = romance.
-Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
-Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.
-Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC:-
-Smart boss + smart employee = profit.
-Smart boss + dumb employee = production.
-Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion.
-Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
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SHOPPING MATH:-
-A man will pay
N2000 for a N1000 item he needs.
-A woman will pay N1000 for a
N2000 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS:-
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS:-
-To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
-To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY:-
-Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:-
-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:-
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.