I took off from my mansion in VI to visit my expat partner in Banana Island for our annual multi-billion dollar summit but on getting there I noticed my landing skids were gone so I flew back to VI and I'm confused.

How do I land?

Note that my fuel tank is almost empty. I need suggestions.

Jump out.

Pickmycall:
Jump out.

I've tried that but I can't just leave the chopper hovering up there.

Just crash land. The height is not risky. If you die you die after all you are a very wicked man.Rip in advance.

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Justbehave:
Just crash land. The height is not risky. If you die you die after all you are a very wicked man.Rip in advance.

Talk to Tinubu. He can provide a bullion van for you to land on.

This guy , you're a Eleribuu OP

As in sometimes I search your moniker just to laugh off your comments
You should seriously start comedy

🤣🤣🤣🤣.... Na to come down with rope...then leave am go crash-land na

VeryWickedMan:
I took off from my mansion in VI to visit my expat partner in Banana Island for our annual multi-billion dollar summit but on getting there I noticed my landing skids were gone so I flew back to VI and I'm confused.

How do I land?

Note that my fuel tank is almost empty. I need suggestions.

I was in a similar situation. I called Macgyver. he bailed me out

😂😂😂
put ham for auto-pilot and jump-off, if fuel finish hin go crash, las las u go break knee wen u jump e beta pass make u crash and kpai wit the chopper.

Find the nearest swamp or lake na

Fly to a sandy area or nearest desert. The sand will cushion the railings and afford you a soft landing

valicious1:
Fly to a sandy area or nearest desert. The sand will cushion the railings and afford you a soft landing

Tried that at Oniru beach but Tilumbu owomida boys demanded for settlement before I land so I flew off.

Justbehave:
Just crash land. The height is not risky. If you die you die after all you are a very wicked man.Rip in advance.

Your papa

headbasher96:
Find the nearest swamp or lake na

Na you go buy new engine for me abi.

So nobody has sense on this forum?
Fuel don finish!!

VeryWickedMan:


Tried that at Oniru beach but Tilumbu owomida boys demanded for settlement before I land so I flew off.

U never ready to land

Have you crashed?

Did you die?😂

valicious1:
Fly to a sandy area or nearest desert. The sand will cushion the railings and afford you a soft landing

On the contrary, the intake will sucks in dust.
if you have ever witnessed a whirlwind swirl, you will know that's the surest way for him to experience "#Across the bridge..."

The best way to land is on top transformer ma guy, your chopper go balance well.

Enter lagoon and use parachute to escape. After all you're a rich man, you will get a replacement.

Justbehave:
Just crash land. The height is not risky. If you die you die after all you are a very wicked man.Rip in advance.

hahahahahaha....

no be lie abeg.

The skids position will allow the chopper to safely land on it. But make sure you say your last prayer before attempting the manoeuvre because you never know. If you're unlucky and crash land, too bad.

who took the photo

Just call for big magnet, make it an emergency call.

VeryWickedMan:


Na you go buy new engine for me abi.

ok crash make u die na since u value the engine pass your life

Switch to autopilot. Continue hovering till your tank is finally empty then land like a bug.

VeryWickedMan:


I've tried that but I can't just leave the chopper hovering up there.

Lol

No be V.I you wan land? Just crash land in the nearest river.

luizpippo:
Have you crashed?

Did you die?😂

I think so

VeryWickedMan:


I've tried that but I can't just leave the chopper hovering up there.

Are you still hovering?

The comments are too funny.