A proud Mum whispered to her 3 daughters after their weddings, "My beauties, don't forget to txt me your experience of the first night, " After 1 week, the first daughter sent an sms "NESCAFE" to the Mum while the 2nd txt "BENSON & HEDGES". The Mum bemused by the messages, picked her tin of Nescafe and read from the label "Fantastic till the last drop". She also went to her hubby's packet of cigarette, written on it was "Extra Long, King size", She blushed! For their age she wasn't much worried but decided to wait for her 3rd daughter's experience. After a few days, she received a PostCard which was written "Arik: Lagos-Kano". She quickly called ARIK Air Information Desk and was told "It's 3 times daily,7 days a week & 75 minutes flight both ways". She just slumped & fainted! this man go kill my Daughter)'

The husby na superman? LWTMB4H

NA U B DAT 3RD GIRL'S HUSBAND.