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Hmmmmm by dm(m): 10:24pm On Mar 01, 2006
A lonely reporter, sent out west to cover the
goldrush, walked into a small town bar. He asked
one of the local prospectors seated at the bar
what they did for female companionship.

"F**k sheep," the fellow replied.

After verifying that the few local saloon girls
were indeed so ugly that sheep looked good, he
resolved to remain celibate. But after several
months he broke down and went out and cornered a
nice sheep and took it to his hotel room to wine
and bed it. The next day when he took his
4-legged concubine to the bar for a drink,
everybody stared at him like he was crazy.

"You goddamn bunch of hypocrites!" he shouted,
"You've been fucking sheep for years, and now
that I have gone as low as you, you all stare at
me like I'm a crazy pervert!"

A cowboy in the back of the room then spoke up,
"But tenderfoot, that's the sheriff's gal!"
Re: Hmmmmm by Free(f): 2:48am On Mar 02, 2006
hahahahahah the sherriffs gurl thats funny cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Hmmmmm by Z4M4eva(f): 7:58pm On Mar 02, 2006
L.O.L cheesy
Re: Hmmmmm by spikelord(m): 11:35am On Mar 10, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Hmmmmm by Ebano(m): 2:53am On Mar 17, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Hmmmmm by loriann(f): 4:38pm On Mar 21, 2006
nice one

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