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The Federal Government Award by DrKnow1(m): 7:14pm On Sep 18, 2011
The Federal Government recently announced to pay men with 5 children and above the sum of one million Naira monthly salaries. A man heard the news and said to his wife - 'Eunice I have a kid with my girlfriend I'm gonna bring him so we add him to our 4 kids to make 5!' 'Good, go get him' replied Eunice; so the man went. But when he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining! 'Where are the others?' he asked his wife; His wife cooly replied - ' You are not the only one who heard the award news; Their fathers had come for them!'  grin grin
Re: The Federal Government Award by tellwisdom: 12:57am On Sep 19, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d.
Re: The Federal Government Award by Ben13: 10:32am On Sep 19, 2011
hehe. . what goes around, comes around.
Re: The Federal Government Award by kemmeye: 3:46pm On Sep 19, 2011
hahahahaha
Re: The Federal Government Award by Nobody: 2:06am On Sep 20, 2011
Lmao grin
Re: The Federal Government Award by Ajibel(m): 4:44pm On Sep 20, 2011
mtschew. read dis before
Re: The Federal Government Award by DrKnow1(m): 6:01pm On Sep 21, 2011
Ajibel:

mtschew. read dis before

So? Why don't you go jump in the lagoon, freaking coconut head!

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