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Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by mikkymoi(m): 6:12pm On Sep 20, 2011
Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to the nearby cemetery to share the loot.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag & they left them behind at the gate because they were in a hurry.

A drunkard*beer*on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and hears:

“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u as d boys shared d oranges”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.

"Father father come with me come and witness Satan and Demons sharing corpse at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continue:

"One for me, one for u, one for me,

Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:

“What about the two at the gate?"

Not even the world fastest man" could've caught the priest !!! =D=Dcheesy
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by Homar(m): 5:34pm On Sep 21, 2011
Too funny. Got me laughing throughout.Who won die ? [color=#006600][/color]
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by Nobody: 11:51pm On Sep 21, 2011
Nice
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by Sophizzy(f): 11:54pm On Sep 21, 2011
Homar:

Too funny. Got me laughing throughout.Who won die ? [color=#006600][/color]

Lol. Abi o!
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by mcdokwe(m): 1:57am On Sep 23, 2011
i no go lie, i laff smal nd i go copy am
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by JASBROS(m): 10:50am On Sep 23, 2011
Who won die? 9ce one give us more,
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by jackpot(f): 11:38am On Sep 23, 2011
Okay, make I laugh. Ha ha ha ha.
Hope I laughed enough?
*hisses*
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by DonShark(m): 3:15pm On Sep 23, 2011
9c 1 mikkymoi,
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by dani1luv: 10:02am On Sep 26, 2011
rofl, dis really made me , ***
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by Shalomcapa(m): 11:04am On Sep 26, 2011
thumbs up for you there broo,
Re: Pastorz Tooo D Fear? by oderemo(m): 11:37am On Sep 26, 2011
if this joke was pancake it would be flat i reckon.
how many tyms are we to read this joke, bet it will show up next week again, and again and again.
damn am bored already.

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