"1. Dat moment when u and ur father is arguing about football and he says drogba plays better dan messi and u mistakenly replied 'see dis mumu oh'. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "2. We should have a day for walking naked , just to remember Adam and Eve. No be me write am oo! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "3. If someone says " i love you" and you dont feel the same way, just say "i love youtube" really fast .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "4. A message in the toilet; treat me well, Keep me clean, i will not tell anyone what i have seen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "5. Some people we finish bathing with bucket and will be like "i just showered", It's a lie!, you just bucketed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "6. One of the advantages of being a beautiful girl? Is that you will buy something in the market and pay with your phone number, ugly girls ayam sorry??

Stop boiling bathing water with cooking pot one man in the bank today was smelling like jolof rice

God comot man's rib take creature u, common to show him breast you dey flex on him ) .... Stingy creature

Everything was going well on the bus, until one of the passenger said "his snake is missing (whahala ). Everybody vanish

that tiny feeling you usually feel when a man touches you 'my sister', that's your sense going ooh!