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Aka N Chawa::::::://speechless::::: by amiskurie(m): 12:54pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
An ibo man gave out his daughter in marriage in 1995 at a bride price of N10,000 and by 2005 during the bank RE-CAPITALIZATION period, the man calls his son-in-law (Ebuka) and this ensued: Father in-law: when did you marry my daughter? Ebuka: 1995. Father in-law: How much did u pay as bride price? Ebuka: N10,000 sir Father in-law: you will need to RE-CAPITALIZE to N1 million or be ready to MERGE with Chief Okwudili, :O L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ |
Re: Aka N Chawa::::::://speechless::::: by amiskurie(m): 12:57pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
21CENTURY WORLD WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!! !!!!!! Our phones ~~ wireless! Cooking ~~ fireless! Cars ~~ keyless! Food ~~ fatless! Dress ~~ sleeveless ! Youth ~~ jobless! Leaders ~~ shameless! Relationships ~~meaningless! Attitude ~~ careless! Wives ~~ fearless! Feelings ~~ heartless! Education ~~ valueless! Children ~~ mannerless ! Everything is becoming LESS But still, Our Hopes are ~~ Endless. Infact, I am speechless. |
Re: Aka N Chawa::::::://speechless::::: by bright007(f): 2:02pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
*lol @ first joke**second one na story! |
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