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Aka N Chawa::::::://speechless::::: by amiskurie(m): 12:54pm On Sep 21, 2011
An ibo man gave out his daughter in marriage in 1995 at a bride price of N10,000 and by 2005 during the bank RE-CAPITALIZATION period, the man calls his son-in-law (Ebuka) and this ensued:

Father in-law: when did you marry my daughter?
Ebuka: 1995.
Father in-law: How much did u pay as bride price?
Ebuka: N10,000 sir
Father in-law: you will need to RE-CAPITALIZE to N1 million or be ready to MERGE with Chief Okwudili, :O L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿
Re: Aka N Chawa::::::://speechless::::: by amiskurie(m): 12:57pm On Sep 21, 2011
21CENTURY WORLD

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!! !!!!!!
Our phones ~~ wireless!
Cooking ~~ fireless!
Cars ~~ keyless!
Food ~~ fatless!
Dress ~~ sleeveless !
Youth ~~ jobless!
Leaders ~~ shameless!
Relationships ~~meaningless!
Attitude ~~ careless!
Wives ~~ fearless!
Feelings ~~ heartless!
Education ~~ valueless!
Children ~~ mannerless !
Everything is becoming LESS But still, Our Hopes are ~~ Endless.
Infact, I am speechless.
Re: Aka N Chawa::::::://speechless::::: by bright007(f): 2:02pm On Sep 21, 2011
*lol @ first joke**second one na story!

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