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Marry Me! by keeptalkin(m): 5:34pm On Sep 23, 2011
Boy: MARRY ME, ?/
Girl: DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE, ?/
Boy: NO, /
Girl: DO YOU HAVE A BMW CAR, ?/
Boy: NO, /
Girl:HOW MUCH IS your SALARY, ?/
Boy: NO SALARY, BUT, /
Girl: NO BUT,YOU HAVE NOTHING, HOW CAN I MARRY YOU, ?LEAVE PLEASE!!, /
Boy: (talking To Himself), I HAVE ONE VILLA, 3 PROPERTY LANDS,3FERRARIs,AND 3PORSCHEs, Y WOULD I NEED TO HAVE A BMW?, HOW COULD I GET A SALARY WHEN I'M THE BOSS?!, & The Girl Lost Her Chance. grin
Re: Marry Me! by jackpot(f): 7:51pm On Sep 23, 2011
^
you must be the girl. tongue

*please, don't deny it* cheesy
Re: Marry Me! by lysaa(f): 12:35am On Sep 24, 2011
No biggy, poop happens!
Re: Marry Me! by jackpot(f): 6:53am On Sep 24, 2011
^errr. .Madam, what is poop if I may ask? shocked undecided wink
Re: Marry Me! by lysaa(f): 11:21am On Sep 24, 2011
Am i yo momma?
Re: Marry Me! by keeptalkin(m): 1:36pm On Sep 24, 2011
jackpot:

^
you must be the girl. tongue

*please, don't deny it* cheesy
No am the guy I HAVE ONE VILLA, 3 PROPERTY LANDS,3FERRARIs,AND 3PORSCHEs,
Re: Marry Me! by jackpot(f): 2:12pm On Sep 24, 2011
lysaa:

Am i yo momma?
moi bad for calling you Madam

you're then Miss Lyzard. tongue Innit? wink
Re: Marry Me! by lysaa(f): 4:18pm On Sep 24, 2011
Touche, aren't u? Lol

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