Announcing the founding of[b] davidylan travel agencies[/b].

Looking for a guaranteed F1 visa?
Looking for schools that do not require TOEFL, SAT scores but only NECO certificates?
No bank statement?
Need help with SEVIS fee payments?
Need appointment dates guaranteed?

Look no further than DTA!!!

Processing fee - N60,500
Guaranteed processing time - 6 weeks
Visa fee - N40,000

Welcome to America!

I dont mind being your receptionist. Forget paying salary, its a volunteer work for me

davidylan:

Announcing the founding of[b] davidylan travel agencies[/b].

Looking for a guaranteed F1 visa?
Looking for schools that do not require TOEFL, SAT scores but only NECO certificates?
No bank statement?
Need help with SEVIS fee payments?
Need appointment dates guaranteed?

Look no further than DTA!!!

Processing fee - N60,500
Guaranteed processing time - 6 weeks
Visa fee - N40,000

Welcome to America! 

Bros, pls wht is your bank account # bcoz I wnt to mke my payment. I jst finish my A level nd I wnt very mch to do my mstrs in oversees. If I pay the money in your acct, which day will airlift  be? Also can i bring my jnr bros bcoz i wnt him to do his sch in oversees to, he hve just finish wrting jamb. Also will u arrange accomdation for us bcoz, we don't know some1 in oversees.

Pls hurry quick and ans me bcoz this mny is itching my pckt an i wnt to give it away fastly.

Blessed be!

Bros, why are u not answering ur msgs, are u serious at all? Ahn ahn, it hve been hw mny mins now I ask u some question nd u have not even rply me. If u anger me 2 mch, I will go and use the mny 2 start a small bizness oh.

U hve to learn 2 be professional nd answer ppl ontime if u want 2 do well in dis bizness, jst thank ur lucky stars tht I vry mch desiya 2 go 2 oversees 4 my schooling or u will hve lose a gud customer.

Shalom!

Give me your email address i'll answer all your questions there. You may want to drop your number too

Sisi_Kill:

Bros, pls wht is your bank account # bcoz I wnt to mke my payment. I jst finish my A level nd I wnt very mch to do my mstrs in oversees. If I pay the money in your acct, which day will airlift  be? Also can i bring my jnr bros bcoz i wnt him to do his sch in oversees to, he hve just finish wrting jamb. Also will u arrange accomdation for us bcoz, we don't know some1 in oversees.

Pls hurry quick and ans me bcoz this mny is itching my pckt an i wnt to give it away fastly.

Blessed be!

As serious immigration specialists, we cannot guarantee a general airlift day. Each student is expected to make individual travel arrangements. Feel free to bring along your brother as long as you provide the following documents:

Birth certificate or signed declaration of birth
Criminal police report (for embassy background check purposes)
NECO certificates
Required fees in cash or bankdraft.

Please note - to avoid scams we do not allow payment to individual bank accounts. We want you to visit our offices to be sure we are legit.

Odunnu:

Give me your email address i'll answer all your questions there. You may want to drop your number too

Please provide email addresses to Odunnu for faster processing.

Thank u sista, I'm sure u work 4 mr. david bcoz u r the 1st to reply his post and dat is all the proofing i need tht u are genuine.

My number is 08087774121
my email is overseeshereicome@yahoo.co.uk
My actt # is GT Bank 856231478561
My pin # is 44552
My father's name is Sulieman
his father's name is mukaila
My uncle who bring my father up, him name is Rasheedi
my mother is bearing Sikiratu

my house address is #10 Alwalalahaaahiya Rd,
                                   opposite panti, off onikan rd,
                                   beside former nepa. (ask for iya pupa house)
                                   Lagos Nigeria.

Pls wht else will u be needing 2 plan my trip 2 oversees 4 my schooling?

Oh boy! You dont need all this info to get to oversees.
Just pay the sum and get what my boss asked for

davidylan:

As serious immigration specialists, we cannot guarantee a general airlift day. Each student is expected to make individual travel arrangements. Feel free to bring along your brother as long as you provide the following documents:

Birth certificate or signed declaration of birth
Criminal police report (for embassy background check purposes)
NECO certificates
Required fees in cash or bankdraft.

Please note - to avoid scams we do not allow payment to individual bank accounts. We want you to visit our offices to be sure we are legit.

Please provide email addresses to Odunnu for faster processing.

Thank u mr. david, u sound real gunine, I have take your name 2 my pastor and he hve told 2 me tht u r genine, i pry all your gud wrk shll nvr b destroyed. mr david, wht is your email address bcoz i wnt 2 tell u some more details 2 help with faciliate of my schooling in oversees. U see tht d boy he is just like a jnr brother 2 me but it is not my mother that born him. I hve knw him since he is a small boy and it is only me he have knw as his family. I vry mch will not like 2 leave him here when i am going 2 oversees 4 my schooling. I don't hve bc 4 him bcoz we don't knw where him was borned, pls sir can u hlp us work somthing out? Dis is wht I will like to tell to u in the email

Odunnu:

Oh boy! You dont need all this info to get to oversees.
Just pay the sum and get what my boss asked for

Sorry sista, i just very mch want dis to wrk and dia won't be any delay for airlifting me 2 oversees for my schooling.

It is Well!

@davidylan

I'm a bank manager, i can help your clients secure loans for their studies, my uncle is an immigration officer, his stamp of approval will convince ur clients even more.

If you are interested in my service then contact me with this email addy: mugutobemilked@yahoo.co.uk

abeg moderator move this thread to the comedy section Laughing my black fragrant ass off.

Sisi_Kill:

Thank u mr. david, u sound real gunine, I have take your name 2 my pastor and he hve told 2 me tht u r genine, i pry all your gud wrk shll nvr b destroyed. mr david, wht is your email address bcoz i wnt 2 tell u some more details 2 help with faciliate of my schooling in oversees. U see tht d boy he is just like a jnr brother 2 me but it is not my mother that born him. I hve knw him since he is a small boy and it is only me he have knw as his family. I vry mch will not like 2 leave him here when i am going 2 oversees 4 my schooling. I don't hve bc 4 him bcoz we don't knw where him was borned, pls sir can u hlp us work somthing out? Dis is wht I will like to tell to u in the email
Sorry sista, i just very mch want dis to wrk and dia won't be any delay for airlifting me 2 oversees for my schooling.

It is Well!

Amen! thank you for that authentic verification my sister. The Lord will bless you.
Please send your emailed requests to easyf1visa@yahoo.com

justwise:

@davidylan

I'm a bank manager, i can help your clients secure loans for their studies, my uncle is an immigration officer, his stamp of approval will convince your clients even more.

If you are interested in my service then contact me with this email addy: mugutobemilked@yahoo.co.uk

thank you. Please send an email to our company with your uncle's credentials.

ijeburemo:

abeg moderator move this thread to the comedy section Laughing my black fragrant Bottom off.

you think we are joking here?

@ davidylan I actually think you huys are having rehearsals for the upcoming edition of "night of a thousand laugh"

@davidylan I wan get visa 2 USA. I wan xpres sirvis but i no get neco. ow u go tak do am, i get d moni 2 pay. mugu2dullard@yahoo.com

ijeburemo:

@ davidylan I actually think you huys are having  rehearsals for the upcoming edition of "night of a thousand laugh"

I can guess u are in oversees dat is why u are laffing at pple who are not.  I don't knw why nigerians r like dis, we shld be helping 1 another, not be laffing at them. I knw if I get to oversees for my schooling I will not laff at pple who r not bcoz i can understand whr they r cming from.


Mr. david, I have sent u d email with my jnr brother's name and the dob we want to use for him. I am thinking we shld use a smaller age for him so dat I can say it is me who borned him. I am feeling if we say so we won't hve much problem during airlifting to oversees for my schooling.

I hve give your name to my pastor and our prayer grp, we call dem pryer warriors bcoz their pryer is very poweful, I gve them your name so they can pray for u n your bizness. All your enemies shall be destroyed n your bizness will continue to florish. I pray this bcoz u r helping pple achieve there dreams of schooling oversees.

I knw u will not disappoint me on the birth ceritifcate bcoz I hve pray wisdom for u so u know how to do it.

Peace be unto you!

dming:

@davidylan I wan get visa 2 USA. I wan xpres sirvis but i no get neco. ow u go tak do am, i get d moni 2 pay. mugu2dullard@yahoo.com

People will think we are joking until they see you ready with your visas.
If you dont have NECO it is ok, as long as you have your Secondary transcripts we will be able to find a school for you. Include N50,300 as school service fee.

Sisi_Kill:

I can guess u are in oversees dat is why u are laffing at pple who are not.  I don't knw why nigerians r like dis, we shld be helping 1 another, not be laffing at them. I knw if I get to oversees for my schooling I will not laff at pple who r not bcoz i can understand whr they r cming from.


Mr. david, I have sent u d email with my jnr brother's name and the dob we want to use for him. I am thinking we shld use a smaller age for him so dat I can say it is me who borned him. I am feeling if we say so we won't hve much problem during airlifting to oversees for my schooling.

I hve give your name to my pastor and our prayer grp, we call dem pryer warriors bcoz their pryer is very poweful, I gve them your name so they can pray for u n your bizness. All your enemies shall be destroyed n your bizness will continue to florish. I pray this bcoz u r helping pple achieve there dreams of schooling oversees.

I knw u will not disappoint me on the birth ceritifcate bcoz I hve pray wisdom for u so u know how to do it.

Peace be unto you!

amen and amen! This is a mere philanthropic service that we are providing to our people here.
Yes the younger your brother is the better, 18 is a good age. We also offer passport services (N20,000), we are cheaper than Nig Immigration because we obtain our clearance from Abuja.

Thanks for the email, i am working on your application. You will be our testimonial to the disbelievers here.

dming:

@davidylan I wan get visa 2 USA. I wan xpres sirvis but i no get neco. ow u go tak do am, i get d moni 2 pay. mugu2dullard@yahoo.com

did you say you have the money? Thats fine! Bring the money,i'll connect Oluwole,he'l make genuine NECO cert i'm sure you'l be among the first set to be airlifted

am intereted bt ur email is not going tru kindly give me more update my email is alagbeboy@yahoomail.com

larry123:

am intereted bt your email is not going tru kindly give me more update my email is alagbeboy@yahoomail.com

thanks for your genuine interest. I will email you the requirements ASAP.

Oga David, I hail you oh! I hve seen ur handy work already. 

Anybody who think this man is a fake must be using fake glasses to read. Just yday that I contact him, I am already seeing progress for my airlifting to oversees 4 my schooling. This man is so genuine, he carry his customer along in all the process, everytime he do something for my case, he text me. Yday alone, I get about 10 text from him.

The First text say "Thank you for making us your travel agent of choice, you will not regret it"

The second one said "This is just to inform you I am reading your email"

The third one said "This is to give you an update on my reading of your email, I am now on the third paragraph"

The fourth one said "An update on the update of my reading your email, I just finished reading your email"

The fifth one said "Now I am closing your email and going back to my homescreen"

The sixth one said "My PC is slow because I have so many people's document on it, so it's taking me a while to get to my home screen"

The seventh one said "I am logging on to my online banking account to see if you have deposited the money"

The eighth one said "Yesssssss! Errr. . .I mean we have received your payment and now ready to carry on with your case"

The ninth one said "I am now making a list of vacation spots. . .I mean a list of schools that will accept you"

The tenth one said "At David Travel Agencies, we do not disappoint"

See he let me know every of the things he is doing? How can he cheat pple if he text them every min? I am ready to testify to anybody that this man is the REAL DEAL!!!

larry123:

am intereted bt your email is not going tru kindly give me more update my email is alagbeboy@yahoomail.com

I will send you an email shortly but then, what is your highest qualification? How much do you have?

Sisi_Kill:

Oga David, I hail you oh! I hve seen your handy work already. 

Anybody who think this man is a fake must be using fake glasses to read. Just yday that I contact him, I am already seeing progress for my airlifting to oversees 4 my schooling. This man is so genuine, he carry his customer along in all the process, everytime he do something for my case, he text me. Yday alone, I get about 10 text from him.

The First text say "Thank you for making us your travel agent of choice, you will not regret it"

The second one said "This is just to inform you I am reading your email"

The third one said "This is to give you an update on my reading of your email, I am now on the third paragraph"

The fourth one said "An update on the update of my reading your email, I just finished reading your email"

The fifth one said "Now I am closing your email and going back to my homescreen"

The sixth one said "My PC is slow because I have so many people's document on it, so it's taking me a while to get to my home screen"

The seventh one said "I am logging on to my online banking account to see if you have deposited the money"

The eighth one said "Yesssssss! Errr. . .I mean we have received your payment and now ready to carry on with your case"

The ninth one said "I am now making a list of vacation spots. . .I mean a list of schools that will accept you"

The tenth one said "At David Travel Agencies, we do not disappoint"

See he let me know every of the things he is doing? How can he cheat pple if he text them every min? I am ready to testify to anybody that this man is the REAL DEAL!!!

Thank you for your testimony, we are very transparent and accessible. We know our business, you will never regret it. please tell your friends.

Please Mr Davird Sir!,

my heart is sweeting me as i am reading people who talk that they are receiving text messages. me, i want to recieve text message too oh.
infact, i want to fire myself from work and travel to america with your airlift. I am ready to pay.
I hope i will get a job as a special adviser to any councillor in white house because i am a special adviser to my village councillor.

Please send me letter to my emale. fineboynopimple@yeyemail.com
I heartily weight for your talk back.

Chei! i don go Americaaaa oh, !!

I have to be honest with you, my boss cant secure the job of a special adviser to Obama for you but i'm sure we can find something political for you if the pay is good. Hope you dont mind

Odunnu:

I have to be honest with you, my boss cant secure the job of a special adviser to Obama for you but i'm sure we can find something political for you if the pay is good. Hope you dont mind

my dear secretary, with naira all things are possible.
We have enough contacts to be able to secure the desired appointment for mr. 27 naira.

Odunnu:

did you say you have the money? Thats fine! Bring the money,i'll connect Oluwole,he'l make genuine NECO cert i'm sure you'l be among the first set to be airlifted

yes i get d money. na barclays bank port harcourt branch i dey use. shey you get account for dere make i pay the money but how much e go cost with the airleafting? and send me your account, if i get chance i go pay am tomoro but i go nid your fone nummba.

You can add my pin : 31422160, or call me 08032960222 or email me ur phone number : anato147@live.com
Pls,I don't mean to sound rude but, if this is a scam I warn u don't risk even trying to contact me. Pls. Pascal.

slim147:

You can add my pin : 31422160, or call me 08032960222 or email me your phone number : anato147@live.com
Pls,I don't mean to sound rude but, if this is a scam I warn u don't risk even trying to contact me. Pls. Pascal.

Do u not read everything that have been writing about the man? Why is it you are sceptical still? Very soon, I will get my visa and I will post it for everybody to see, so you can know he is the real deal. Even though I don't need my visa to know his real bcoz I already took his name to my pastor and he tell it to me that he is real.

dming:

yes i get d money. na barclays bank port harcourt branch i dey use. shey you get account for dere make i pay the money but how much e go cost with the airleafting? and send me your account, if i get chance i go pay am tomoro but i go nid your fone nummba.

I just sent you a mail enclosed in it is my our account number. Please confirm.

slim147:

You can add my pin : 31422160, or call me 08032960222 or email me your phone number : anato147@live.com
Pls,I don't mean to sound rude but, if this is a scam I warn u don't risk even trying to contact me. Pls. Pascal.

Do I look like a scammer to you?this is how some people 'miss their blessing'. Please dont mention scam and us ever again in one post, thank you.

I was just queuing in front of National Theater as directed by a text message from davidylan travel agencies when i checked my blueberry and noticed this topic has been moved to "childs play" section.
For pete sake! i just sold my great grand brother's farmland!! to join the airlift.

Odunnu Please tell me its not a joke. Am about to have a fit! chai!! what will i tell my ancestors!!

This is the funniest post ever, LWKMD!!! Una no go kill person for public ohhhhhhhhhhhh Odunnu U are also into this?