Hi, I know you must have sent one or two LOVE letters in your days of the OLD.

If you remember any post it here.

Here is one

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This letter pass my power oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Have a good laugh guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU  ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ
** " P D N F"--- please do no fold



Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe!



Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalysis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblandata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization.  Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you because you are too sweet a thing for them.
 

Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapi


 

 
** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU  ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ
  ** " P D N F"--- please do no fold
 
My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why i am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.

How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, i am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against Diego Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto above.

My dedications to you are :


      Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.

      Boys to Main - And of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood,  Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my english, I did not learn anymore

Oh my gosh. Sweet16, its right to assume u are a gal right? Well, pray-tell ur swthrt is not an art student. I bet you would have succeeded in sending him far into the abyss of depression than into the comforting arms of love. Holy cow, all that turanci for one poor fellows love? Methink u were trying to impress him with a lot of cutting and pasting. Well people, more of such pastimes.

**_{darts into his archive to retrieve old letters that never were}

Wow!!!, wonderful letter, expecially the first one, it made me want to stop loving

Nice Letter There

sugar in my tea, butter in my bread, crocodile in my cupboard, water in my coconut, blah, blah blah
That was very so cool , I had a good laugh

do u remeber these P.S
cool
calm
collected

2 good
2 be
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4 gotten

ebony4life:

sugar in my tea, butter in my bread, crocodile in my cupboard, water in my coconut, blah, blah blah

LOL!

At work,
September 7th, 1935
My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, Extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a Toyin.

I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology.

My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is very important. Even as I am writing, my adrenaline is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South, West and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image.

Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants. As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and thirty-five, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room, the conveyor belt of my soul.

I pray that you realise the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn. In fact I'd become a living ghost. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday.

Please Oluwatoyin, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve.

Shakespeare said it all: ‘if music be the food of love, play on’. I want to emphasise, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love. At this juncture, let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Ammonia, urea and iodine- not from your body, you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even God's time is the best. But time waits for no one.
A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl.

If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you. I remain your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer.

L.O.L
Chicks no dey trip 4 all dis kain tori again o. Xcept sha all dis village gals fit buy am.

wow dats one lengthy unromantic letter!

if u by accident bring this to me i'll gladly fling u n2 a lions den,

cos i cant imagine myself married to a man whose whole duty, is albout

concoting meaningless word just to say i love you!

whatever happened to sms

cheers dear guess u got f9 in peotry

@ GEECEE

Are you of those old school boys who when in primary school or JSS Class and attracted to a girl and too shy to speak about their feeling for the girl start writing a "love letter" or if they can't write find some older guy who can and then borrowing the girl's note-book under the pretense of copying notes and hide the letter in the note book when returning it so the gal could find it?

Anyway that was a great one.

So fess up. How many girls did you woo (and get) with such letters (for of course you have written and also act as a "mercenary" in writing this type of letters)?

clemcykul:

wow that is one lengthy unromantic letter!

if u by accident bring this to me i'll gladly fling u n2 a lions den,

because i can't imagine myself married to a man whose whole duty, is albout

concoting meaningless word just to say i love you!

whatever happened to sms

cheers dear guess u got f9 in peotry

Probably u did not notice that the thread said "Old Love Letters" and you did not even bother to look at the date on the letter. There was no GSM then and so there can't be sms.
Then tell me, are u so cheap to be toasted using phone or sms? and not one on one.
Or is it that you look scary to men?

Just Asking. No Offence.

well am not blind or dumb, and stop givn us outdated letters plz


just da way yo mama and sis were toasted usn sms!

no offense meant