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He Just Won't Die Alone~ Mtcheew by dammizz(m): 6:10pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident? Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage. Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM, |
Re: He Just Won't Die Alone~ Mtcheew by mikuz(m): 9:12pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
Hahaha! Lol |
Re: He Just Won't Die Alone~ Mtcheew by dammizz(m): 6:46am On Oct 08, 2011 |
^ good u know a good joke . . .Policeman was confused on where to take d driver; psychiatric clinic or prison. The driver, sensing real big trouble, escaped to nairaland. ADVICE: when u c an escalade running towards u, pls dont run. Thanks |
Re: He Just Won't Die Alone~ Mtcheew by Ranoscky(m): 12:59pm On Oct 08, 2011 |
Hmm. . . Just dont know if to laff or not. Wait let me think. . . Finished thinking. Wait, response loading. . . 95% |
Re: He Just Won't Die Alone~ Mtcheew by EfemenaXY: 3:24pm On Oct 08, 2011 |
hahaha!! Nice 1 damizz! so the riddle is finally solved! 007 a.k.a bright is the psycopath driver abi?? |
Re: He Just Won't Die Alone~ Mtcheew by dammizz(m): 8:58pm On Oct 08, 2011 |
^ *lipsealed with an affirmative smile* no name mentioned tho. Efe, be careful not to try stopping such car for a lift, especially now that ur bicycle is missing *winkz* |
Re: He Just Won't Die Alone~ Mtcheew by Nobody: 10:19pm On Oct 08, 2011 |
nice one op. |
Re: He Just Won't Die Alone~ Mtcheew by ARareGem(f): 10:25pm On Oct 08, 2011 |
Funny. |
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