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The Wedding Test by reachabeyy: 10:19pm On Sep 10, 2007
saw this somewhere, just tell me what u think!

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister; My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view, It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I go t married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tea rs in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Re: The Wedding Test by dearfriend: 11:23am On Sep 11, 2007
I think the guy was heading to the car to get the condom. Wished the father inlaw and the rest waited for him to drive away first. You'r be surprised the guy would have come back with a full pack. wink
Re: The Wedding Test by folly69(m): 6:01pm On Sep 12, 2007
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cheesy grin cheesy grin wink saved by the condom
Re: The Wedding Test by Jrules(m): 10:11pm On Sep 12, 2007
lucky dude wink
Re: The Wedding Test by Iskwew(f): 1:06am On Sep 13, 2007
I want a man like that!!!!
Re: The Wedding Test by Anyhow(m): 8:00am On Sep 13, 2007
Iskwew:

I want a man like that!!!!

If you understand this story you will not want a man like that, the guy was heading to his car to pick up a condom to ride on the horse back for the last time.
Re: The Wedding Test by clemcykul(f): 9:42am On Sep 13, 2007
how come men find it difficult to resist the power of the VALLEY

THE girls parents just spoilt the whole show embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

well its just nice joke grin grin grin grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss kiss

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