All these supermarkets, Mechanics, Vulganizers, Mama Puts (Local and Tusssssh) Meat sellers etc.. They will take your full name to the shrine after you send them money, they will now tie you to their business and bury you somewhere in their premises. Na why, na why, na why that Jollof rice is always sweet just at only a particular Canteen, Na why no matter what that Tailor does, he's the best.. It's why if you drive your car to your Village and and shit goes wrong, you can book flight for your mechanic to come fix your car on a round trip while you drive the fixed car back to Lagos.. Etc etc.



Right now, Gbenga is mad, he came to my house with a big bulb of Savita loud that looked like Horse dung and had a chewable smell that enveloped the room even before we lit the shit!!

Oh I forgot to mention, I now went and overdid it and smoked it with a bottle of Refrigerator over-jailed Smirn Off doubled black that looked like it had lived in snow all it's life.

On another thought, if I got in the Chicken, I will eat the whole Kitchen!!!!!!!

Boring

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