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Hilarious: Operating On D Politician. by boyprodigy(m): 7:51am On Oct 19, 2011
Nlanders, check dis out!
Three surgeons are discussing
who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon said,
"Electricians are the best,
everything inside is
color coded."
The second surgeon says, "No, I
think librarians are, everything
inside them
is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up
when he said: "You're all wrong.
Politicians
are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no
brains, and no spine. Plus, the
head and the ass are
interchangeable. grin
Re: Hilarious: Operating On D Politician. by mikuz(m): 2:16pm On Oct 19, 2011
Prodigal joke . . Prodigal boy
Re: Hilarious: Operating On D Politician. by Ajibel(m): 7:24pm On Oct 19, 2011
Trying to laff!
Re: Hilarious: Operating On D Politician. by Nellyon(f): 1:04pm On Oct 20, 2011
boyprodigy:

Nlanders, check dis out!
Three surgeons are discussing
who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon said,
"Electricians are the best,
everything inside is
color coded."
The second surgeon says, "No, I
think librarians are, everything
inside them
is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon shut them up
when he said: "You're all wrong.
Politicians
are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no
brains, and no spine. Plus, the
head and the Bottom are
interchangeable. grin



Cos they generally think with their a.s s. I think before u are allowed to be a politician, you have to be tested to make sure you possess this rare and unnatural talent.
Re: Hilarious: Operating On D Politician. by Nobody: 10:53pm On Oct 20, 2011
i'm only forcing my self to laff

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