A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father,I have 2 female talking parrots, but they only knw how to say one thing; ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “I have a solution to your problem.Bring ur 2 female parrots over to my house and I wil put them with my 2 male talkin parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach ur parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and ur female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship.” “Thank you!” the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His 2 male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her 2 female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say “Hi we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?” One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!









A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

The first is freakin hilarious! Lmfao. Good Job, poster.

nice

thumb up,

Lol the first was master class! Nice one tonyfreed!

Trash!!!

I love both. Nice one!!

ajibele u dont need to tell us, we`ve already known u come from trash.

*Ignores the ape*