On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team
of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted
'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to
play their games, they asked for his papers and
having combed through everything without any offence
with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now
asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful
scrutiny of the engine number against what was on
paper revealed that letter U was written in such a
way that it could be mistaken for letter V.



That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout
'stolen vehicle'! Sensing trouble, even when he knew
he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to
say he was a priest to which the officer replied,
"Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if
you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible
in your car, bring it."



The Pastor did as was commanded after which the
officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26
to me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the
recommended passage and read; "Settle matters
quickly with your adversary who is taking you to
court. Do it while you are still with him on the
way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the
judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may
be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you
will not get out until you have paid the last
penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just"
one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service! "Go in peace and argue no more",
said the OC.

Funny

na my chuch that oc dey go service

Funny