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Funny Nigerian Family by naijadiva2(f): 6:17pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:- Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves. On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for, is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Funmi, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colors. I believe you can arrange for a dress for mama before burial. Incase you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL!!! Your loving sister. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by mariaa(f): 8:01pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
This is rely stupid. i couldn't stop laughing |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Jeovy(m): 8:20pm On Sep 14, 2007 |
Nice transport |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Ninjabyte(m): 12:56am On Sep 15, 2007 |
naija_diva, i hope u are feeling pretty well yourself. Else, people at home will find some new supplies again. Better go run a check on ur health. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by naijafan(m): 1:31am On Sep 15, 2007 |
stupid. did you compose that ? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Oracle(m): 1:34am On Sep 15, 2007 |
That is what we call "Delivery" I don't know if she delivered the body or the goods |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by efuah(f): 11:00am On Sep 15, 2007 |
hahahahahahahaaaaaa |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by clemcykul(f): 11:51am On Sep 18, 2007 |
i wouldnt mind having some of those stuffs myself |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by pisces20: 12:30pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
This is so so funny. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by GeeCee(m): 12:36pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
Smuggling by style |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Nobody: 2:42pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
anyway hope the dead woman does not think those things were for her burial before them begin see ghost for dream, |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Aiphie(f): 3:32pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
Hhaaaaaa they must all be careful not to fall ill cos if they do, the others will begin to make new demands from obodo oyibo. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Aiphie(f): 3:34pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
Hhaaaaaa they must all be careful not to fall ill cos if they do, the others will begin to make new demands from obodo oyibo. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by osereka(m): 3:40pm On Sep 18, 2007 |
you should have called the topic THE TRANSPORTER |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by tommyex(m): 7:08am On Sep 20, 2007 |
Yea that joke was funny.But the 2nd to the last sentence was just extremely funny that i burst out laughing. tanx 9ja_diva |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by onyekang1(f): 3:12pm On Sep 20, 2007 |
really funny i must confess |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Dekie(f): 3:44pm On Sep 21, 2007 |
I think she forgot to add that mama's stomach be sliced open, there just might be some hard currency in there. Hiss, see wetin hardship dey cause us.We've become so cold and dead to feelings.its sad but not surprising 2Tim:3:1-5. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by jmkbond(f): 11:13pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
clemmmmmmmmm ooooooooo lllllllllllllllllllll eeeeeeeeeeeeeee ole! thief,go still d corpse 4 mortuary |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by MrInfo1(m): 4:59am On Sep 19, 2008 |
u to dey miss road |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Gabry(f): 6:38am On Sep 19, 2008 |
you make this statement, make her hate you more ohhh. . . Beware. . . |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by clemcykul(f): 8:02am On Sep 19, 2008 |
are they dogs?? cuss in my house i put beware of bingos on the wall |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by MrInfo1(m): 10:12am On Sep 19, 2008 |
Bingo |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Gabry(f): 2:36am On Sep 20, 2008 |
For the Chinese tradition, whatever has been touched or worn by the dead should not be own by those whom is still alive. So whatever it is which is still on that mother's body, we will just burry it all together in her grave. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by jummiee(f): 11:10pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
roflmao |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by GeeCee(m): 7:38pm On Sep 07, 2009 |
These ones no b chinese, dem b naija, dat rule no go hold. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Nobody: 4:16am On Sep 08, 2009 |
loooooooooooooool |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by finemocha(f): 3:54am On Sep 09, 2009 |
lolololol |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Baxilexi(m): 7:24am On Sep 09, 2009 |
Brilliant! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by Baxilexi(m): 7:43am On Sep 09, 2009 |
Brilliant! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Family by chic2pimp(m): 7:47am On Sep 09, 2009 |
Hehehehehehe f**king genius |
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