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Rules To Obey When Drinking With The Buyer by federal9: 8:41am On Dec 31, 2023
RULES YOU MUST OBEY WHEN YOU'RE NOT THE ONE PAYING FOR YOUR DRINKS

1. Respect the buyer.

2. Greet the buyer before you sit.

3. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't converse more than the buyer.

4. Always support the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.

5. Dance to any music that the buyer appreciates.

6. Buyer's jokes are always amusing, so laugh out loud

7. when the buyer disputes, you must dispute with him.

8. when you come across two girls, the beautiful one belongs to the buyer.

9. Don't endeavor to drink any beer more costly than the buyer's beer.

10. Don't try to sip more than the buyer.

11. Assist the buyer in cross-checking the bill. If it is over, make sure you shout at the waiter very well.

12. If the buyer complains about the pepper soup, make sure you complain louder so the pepper doesn't choke the buyer, if not, no more beer for you.


The moral of the story is “ Don’t be a parlor boy ( Errand boy) because sometimes it brings disrespect”. Hustle to become rich.

Seun
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Re: Rules To Obey When Drinking With The Buyer by FamTomx2(m): 8:50am On Dec 31, 2023
Op, na legend you be for beer parlour matters, from your analysis, thou all said were quiet correct.

2 bottles of dry gin "long jack" for you.




Over to you, for those who still dey learn work 😁😁
Re: Rules To Obey When Drinking With The Buyer by illicit(m): 9:12am On Dec 31, 2023
Lol
Re: Rules To Obey When Drinking With The Buyer by Lobolintin(m): 9:13am On Dec 31, 2023
I concur

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