A doctor a lawyer a priest and a little boy were traveling on a private jet.On the air the pilot discovered that the jet had started to malfunction and that they would all crash.So he tell them this and tells them to to use the parachute to escape and so the pilot goes out of the jet with his parachute.When they looked at the remaining parachute they only say 3.So the doctors said am a doctor i save life and so i deserve to live,he takes one parachute and goes out the plane.So the lawyer said am a lawyer and so one the smartest person on earth i deserve to live and takes one pack and leave.So it was remaining the priest and the boy and so the priest told the boy to take the last parachute cause he has lived his full life here on earth and the boy has a long way to go.SO THE BOY TELLS THE PRIEST NOT TO WORRY AND THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALAM CAUSE THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH TOOK HIS BACK PACK AND NOT THE PARACHUTE.

is that all , please continue , i cant believe you stopped telling the joke in the middle , i was already opening my mouth before you ended the story , my mouth is half way open , abeg , i nor be yoruba ooohhh , geezz!!



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It means the lawyer was busy priding himself as the smartest person on earth and did the dumbest thing by taking the boys back pack instead of a parachute.He called himself the smartest but cannot differentiate between a parachute and a back pack

thumbz up , you try , clap 4 ya self

*Exits thread with the speed of light*

Ajibel! always running away from threads

Cool joke,this more like it, ppl comin here with somethg to make us laff.
@Op, keep it up.

You try small

hehe, back pack

Ajibel why you no go run commot abi you no dey fear thread again.

*Exists thraid* Lol.

@Homar, na yo trouble i dey fear. Dont trouble trouble!

Badbelle ave warned you to keep your stupid insultite lousy comments of my thread but you wont listen to me so you are now facing the price.

Badbelle ave warned you to keep your stupid insultite lousy comments of my thread but you wont listen to me so you are now facing the price.

keyboard don dey intoxicate u abi?

U come dey double post

^ worlahi, stupidio i think say na only me see am

Bagars i on cell phone and cell phone double post when service is not good.Amateurs

Im also using mobile slowpoke, but i never double post

Well listen carefull let me tell you something badbelle clotpole . YOU SUCK

Thanks and God bless, u pest!

Stupid poor bayelsa nuisance

Where are u from?

Am an igbo boy but why do you want to know which state am from ?

I just need to know to understand why your behaving this way to me

Now i know you have a thick skull and a dumb brain.I said its my hobby.

Homar:

Now i know you have a thick skull and a dumb brain.I said its my hobby.

Thats the height of joblessness. . . . . . .picking on me wont do u any good boy!

Well if you dont understand the word hubby then go jump inside river.

Homar:

Well if you dont understand the word hubby then go jump inside river.

im a fish, i wont die sucker!

Yo fish . Everytime you give yourself a new name.First badbelle tire mouth and now fish.You are so sick.

thats a good one, kip it up

Homar:

Yo fish . Everytime you give yourself a new name.First badbelle tire mouth and now fish.You are so sick.

i never gave miself badbelle, u di. . . .yeah im a fish

Yo fish go hug transformer