THE BROKEN BOTTLE
>
> A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf, Of
> course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of
> the biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
> go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
> going
> to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
> voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
> was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
> near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
> my window?"
>
> "Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you,  You
> see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
> give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
> myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
> do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady,
> what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
> country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
> safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
> wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
> you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
> for you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
> of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours
> of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and
> asked, How old are you and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> "NO SHIT." He said, "Thirty five years old and both of you still
> believe in genies?

LMAO

thats really funny,

nice one there

hmmmmm am eating after my food i'll reply yum yum yum

Geessssssssss, thats free f**king,just imagine that

God don catch them

I'm cracking with lafta. This is soooooooo fony.

I'm cracking with lafta. This is soooooooo fony.

Aiphie:

I'm cracking with lafta. This is soooooooo fony.

jest make sure u dont crack up like crackers