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| Your Daughter Is Pregnant by edogu(m): 12:20pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!" The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!" http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Religious-Jokes/Your-Daughter-is-Pregnant.html |
| Re: Your Daughter Is Pregnant by kellynoah: 12:25pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
what happen am not laughing? keep trying  |
| Re: Your Daughter Is Pregnant by Nobody: 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Your Daughter Is Pregnant by lookingboy: 12:21am On Nov 15, 2011 |
ahahah LOLL naw, thats funny. office humor though |
| Re: Your Daughter Is Pregnant by oderemo(m): 4:47am On Nov 15, 2011 |
Nice joke. Cant complain abt thaat. |
| Re: Your Daughter Is Pregnant by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 5:52am On Nov 15, 2011 |
Mmm |
| Re: Your Daughter Is Pregnant by lilkech(m): 6:14am On Nov 15, 2011 |
kellynoah:. Drink the op's piss and you will understand the joke |
| Re: Your Daughter Is Pregnant by Ajibel(m): 7:51am On Nov 15, 2011 |
damn it  |
| Re: Your Daughter Is Pregnant by Nobody: 4:06pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
Joke rating-69% |
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