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| Poke Me by ObiomaA: 11:11am On Nov 15, 2011 |
A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband from sleeping in Church. So, she took her hat pin and decided she would poke him every time he fell asleep. Right about the first time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who created the Universe?" The wife poked her husband and he awakes and yells, "My God!" The second time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who died on the cross for you?" She pokes her husband and he screams, "Jesus Christ!" The third time, the Preacher asks, " And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" The wife pokes her husband and he jumps up and yells, "By God, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I am going to break it OFF!" |
| Re: Poke Me by Sophizzy(f): 11:21am On Nov 15, 2011 |
Lol. Old joke but still funny. Joke rating 25%.  |
| Re: Poke Me by Dabss(m): 11:46am On Nov 15, 2011 |
Nice!! |
| Re: Poke Me by StudioCFR(m): 12:30pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
stop copy pasting old jokes man i dont know bout da rest peeps, i'm not daft. . I know new and old jokes your jokes old |
| Re: Poke Me by Ajibel(m): 12:35pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
a very old joke y'all are saying, when was it 15th or 16th century joke? |
| Re: Poke Me by Nobody: 4:47pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
Hahahaha! ^_^ nice one dere. |
| Re: Poke Me by feco(f): 3:43pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
some people should stop reposting old jokes. |
| Re: Poke Me by Agybabe(f): 7:10pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
hehehehe very funny. |
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