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| No Read This Pls by rakel05(f): 12:37pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
DIRECT MARKETING [b][color=#990000]A management student hugs a girl Girl: what's this? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps the boy Boy: what's this: Girl: customer's feedback[/co[/b]lor] |
| Re: No Read This Pls by kellynoah: 12:47pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
u guyz never ceased to amaze me with old stock. |
| Re: No Read This Pls by rakel05(f): 12:53pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
A rich business man coming back from a biz niz trip, decided to get his wife a gift! He entered a boutique with his driver behind him, he picked a pant and the driver told him," oga madam get that type already"! |
| Re: No Read This Pls by rakel05(f): 12:56pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
kellynoah monkey;;; abeg bring the old stock u have.  |
| Re: No Read This Pls by rakel05(f): 12:59pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his members. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote 'Revelation 3 verse 20' on the back and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3 verse 10.' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3 verse 20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3 verse 10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.' |
| Re: No Read This Pls by Ajibel(m): 2:53pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
wtf was i doing in a dry thread *looking for my way out* |
| Re: No Read This Pls by Homar(m): 3:05pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Stupid newbies and their stupid dry old yokes |
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