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Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 6:05am On Nov 18, 2011
A guy went to the supermarket and noticed a beautiful woman waving at him and saying: "Hello!"
He was surprised because he couldn,t place where he knew her from. So he said,; "Do you know me?"
To which she replied: "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travelled back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife and says: "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that got me so excited I had to layy you right there on the pool table with all my buddies spraying whip cream on us?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly said: "No, actually, I'm your son's maths teacher!"

The man faints!
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by Nobody: 6:42am On Nov 18, 2011
Why hasn't dere been any comment on dis '_ _ _' thread? Anyway u tried. Clap for urself.
Joke rating- 67%
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:31am On Nov 18, 2011
u think sey everybody dey do security work like u wey no dey sleep for night

didnt u check the time i posted de joke before asking question ni
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 7:35am On Nov 18, 2011
booqee:

Why hasn't dere been any comment on dis '_ _ _' thread? Anyway u tried. Clap for urself.
Joke rating- 67%

why people too dey like to copy my creativity
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by Nobody: 8:27am On Nov 18, 2011
@Mumu. which kain creativity?? Just like u, i've got a brain too, u know. Only diff is mine's sharper and more intelligent. I don't copy stuffs like dat, k?
Mtcheww!
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 9:27am On Nov 18, 2011
booqee:

@Mumu. which kain creativity?? Just like u, i've got a brain too, u know. Only diff is mine's sharper and more intelligent. I don't copy stuffs like dat, k?
Mtcheww!

was she referring to me? angry angry angry i dont think so, cuz im not mumu, maybe stupidio is the mumu
grin grin grin cool
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 5:27am On Nov 19, 2011
grin grin grin
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:32am On Nov 19, 2011
Morning guys
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by Ajibel(m): 11:27am On Nov 19, 2011
BCuZiMBlaCk:

Morning guys

good moaning bro cool
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:30am On Nov 19, 2011
Hey cuzimblack
morning how was yo nyt?

Are u Ibo?  Cuz Ibo people dont greet dia elders in the morning
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by bingbagbo(m): 4:44pm On Nov 19, 2011
very ssenseless joke from a very ssenseless ANIMAL! grin grin grin grin
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by sylve11: 5:07pm On Nov 21, 2011
bin gbagbo:

very ssenseless joke from a very ssenseless ANIMAL! grin grin grin grin

so wetin differentiate u from him cool
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by bunmioguns(m): 3:32am On Nov 22, 2011
abeg no mind bad belle, dis is a very gewd joke
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 4:07am On Nov 22, 2011
hehehehe
oshe my dea
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by bunmioguns(m): 8:48am On Nov 22, 2011
Studio CFR:

my dea

My Dear!!! *running outta thread*
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by tonyfred(m): 2:36pm On Nov 22, 2011
but studio dis one don over old nah. but still very funny though.
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 2:57pm On Nov 22, 2011
how u take know sey e don old. . . Maybe your eyes don dey deceive you
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by tonyfred(m): 3:44pm On Nov 22, 2011
u re right studio coz i`ve complaining about diz my eyez, but thank God i still discovered old jokes when i see one.
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:00pm On Nov 22, 2011
See your Toto shape mouth

Nonsense Boy
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by tonyfred(m): 8:39am On Nov 23, 2011
hmmmm! studio try to be civilize for once nah. really dont think u can afford ma trouble, but lucky u am in a better mood,
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:23am On Nov 23, 2011
I dont have yo time boy. . Go play with your mate bin gbagbo
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by tonyfred(m): 10:39am On Nov 23, 2011
i understand, not every one has the privilege of been raise in a good home, ppl like studio makes me weeep.
but i`ll continue praying for them.
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by sylve11: 11:04am On Nov 23, 2011
where u shift make i see studio well angry cool
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by lbotus(f): 1:10pm On Nov 23, 2011
even with your alaba shades, u still no fit see studio?
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 3:06pm On Nov 23, 2011
tonyred

go and suck your thumb and leave me alone. . . U wey get home training
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by lbotus(f): 3:39pm On Nov 23, 2011
^^^ two fighting! angry
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by jimctu: 6:33pm On Nov 23, 2011
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by itiswell1(m): 6:56pm On Nov 23, 2011
I can't laugh o.
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by greedie1(f): 9:19pm On Nov 23, 2011
op, next time, try not to explain d joke, d last paragraph/ sentence killed d humor, u try sha
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by sylve11: 12:01am On Nov 24, 2011
i nor dey see studio well but i dey see u. grin cool
Re: Kid Bro's Joke. . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:43am On Nov 24, 2011
Words cant bring me down

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