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Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 1:22pm On Nov 21, 2011
A lady saw a guy's trousers unzipped and said,
"your garage door is open"
The guy after checking asked,"please, did you see my powerful Nissan Patrol"?
The lady smiled and replied "no sir, i only saw an old weak Tico with two flat tyres" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin












the guy (cfr) fainted!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by lilkech(m): 1:42pm On Nov 21, 2011
So its just now that you are remembering this old joke that your fore fathers used to tell each other while hunting squirrels in the forest abi, ? Mr. Jokes president, I grreeett u
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by SIlknSteel(f): 1:45pm On Nov 21, 2011
Copy Cat, Nonsense Gbagboooo
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by sylve11: 5:03pm On Nov 21, 2011
SIlknSteel:

Copy Cat, Nonsense Gbagboooo


so u mean bin is a squirrel? sad cool
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by sylve11: 5:11pm On Nov 21, 2011
bin gbagbo:




bush pigg!!! angry angry angry angry angry

ur next of kin ni? grin cool
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by lilkech(m): 6:03pm On Nov 21, 2011
^^^ BE LIKE SAY NA HIM BE THE BUSH PIG WEY HIM FOR FATHERS BEEN DEY HUNT FOR INSIDE THAT BUSH THAT DECADE , IF NOT HOW HIM FOR DON HEAR THE JOKE COME DEY TELL US FOR HERE , YEYE MAN
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by Nobody: 11:40pm On Nov 21, 2011
I'd av said d joke's funny, but bingbagbs, d joke's too stale. Yeah, tooooo stale. yuck. . .
Tho twas funi 1st time i heard it.
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by oderemo(m): 10:55am On Nov 22, 2011
Bin u no say dis joke no make harm at all at all.
Na real boko haram joke.
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by Agybabe(f): 12:45pm On Nov 22, 2011
*enters thread*
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 12:55pm On Nov 22, 2011
ode remo:

Bin u no say dis joke no make harm at all at all.
Na real boko haram joke.

ode!, long time nor hear! grin grin
Agybabe:

*enters thread*


welcome my love! kiss kiss
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by Jeovy(m): 2:31pm On Nov 22, 2011
Lovers column
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by sylve11: 3:59pm On Nov 22, 2011
cool
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by itiswell1(m): 6:31pm On Nov 22, 2011
So so dry.
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by sylve11: 1:09pm On Nov 23, 2011
anyway, it is well. sad cool
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 5:19pm On Nov 24, 2011
sylve11:

anyway, it is well. sad cool

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin












bush pig!!! angry angry angry
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 8:46pm On Nov 24, 2011
Smh
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by sylve11: 11:44pm On Nov 24, 2011
bin gbagbo:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


bush pig!!! angry angry angry


your father is a bush pig, your mother not exempted either. cool
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by Ajibel(m): 5:04am On Nov 25, 2011
see as them dey criticise funny joke
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 5:52am On Nov 25, 2011
Ajibel:

see as them dey criticise funny joke

i am not surprised just as dem dey critisize Goodluck, so dem go dey criticize my funny jokes, it is a thing with all presidents!! cool



Anyway, welcome from jail!! grin grin grin grin
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by Ajibel(m): 6:17am On Nov 25, 2011
Na u wey put me for jail abi? angry angry

I no go jail, na exile wey i dey for 96 hours
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 7:06am On Nov 25, 2011
Ajibel:

Na u wey put me for jail abi? angry angry

I no go jail, na exile wey i dey for 96 hours

NA REMAND! grin grin grin



*playing lucky dube's prisoner for him* grin grin grin













bush pig!!! angry angry
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by Ajibel(m): 7:12am On Nov 25, 2011
*listening to jailer by Asa*



ghana pig angry angry angry
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 8:00am On Nov 25, 2011
Ajibel:

*listening to jailer by Asa*



ghana pig angry angry angry


9JA bush pig suffering from rabies and mad cow disease! grin grin grin
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by Ajibel(m): 5:28pm On Nov 25, 2011
i guess you be farmer, e be like say u own poultry u come know all disease
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 11:21am On Nov 26, 2011
Ajibel:

i guess you be farmer, e be like say u own poultry u come know all disease

i rear half-humans like you! grin













B.P!! angry
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by kestare(m): 2:23pm On Nov 26, 2011
*enters thread, thinking aloud "wow this place go make sense "Why I Dont Wear Trousers"*, *sees shit*,

"Damn!!! "this place stinks"

*shakes head*
"twas my fault, I didnt check who wrote this"

hold on oo, what comes out of a "BIN", "aaaaahhh "SHIT".
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 3:00pm On Nov 26, 2011
kestare:

*enters thread, thinking aloud "wow this place go make sense "Why I Dont Wear Trousers"*, *sees poo*,

"Damn!!! "this place stinks"

*shakes head*
"twas my fault, I didnt check who wrote this"

hold on oo, what comes out of a "BIN", "aaaaahhh "poo












B.P!! angry angry
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by kestare(m): 3:25pm On Nov 26, 2011
" BIN" again" *lipsrsealed lipsrsealed*
Re: Why I Dont Wear Trousers! by bingbagbo(m): 3:56pm On Nov 26, 2011
kestare:

" BIN" again" *lipsrsealed lipsrsealed*













B.P!!! angry angry

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