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| The Perfect Couple by lilkech(m): 4:29pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. Men keep scrolling, By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen. |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by ARareGem(f): 8:55pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
Damn! You are funny.  |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by greedie1(f): 9:08pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
creative |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by tonyfred(m): 9:46pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
u just made ma day. nice one, truly nice |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by Ajibel(m): 7:08am On Nov 25, 2011 |
alien creativity, u borrowed yo dumb creativity from fartgbo |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by lilkech(m): 10:32am On Nov 25, 2011 |
^^^ if you don't take your time I'll set you up for another ban |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by SIlknSteel(f): 11:27am On Nov 25, 2011 |
Geez l couldnt stop laffing, Thanks Poster!!! |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 3:36pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
Mmm |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by Ajibel(m): 4:39pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
lilkech: this time around e no go work, seun don give me immunity |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by lilkech(m): 2:43pm On May 28, 2012 |
Dis section is dry 2day . . . so in that case BUMP HA HA HA |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by amyg(f): 10:06am On May 29, 2012 |
Must all joke revolve around women?ur mothers dr! |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by lilkech(m): 5:08pm On May 29, 2012 |
sisi amygee na wao, no b joke u been call am maybe one day i go do d joke of pig, or fowl. this one dey even give una levels self |
| Re: The Perfect Couple by lilkech(m): 4:36pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
Bump |
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